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Trump has really had a Shakespeare like effect on English language usage. just heard an 11 year old do the ‘many are people are saying’ thing— asked him where he learned that from and he looked at me oddly
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It takes a lot to surprise me these days but "George Floyd was a Heritage America fighting back against illegals and the Fed before being killed by the lockdowns" will do it.
Floyd's death was legitimately tragic in a classic American sense. He was in many ways a victim of corrupt policies that intersected to end his life. he had gotten clean, was working out again and working, when Covid lockdowns put him out of a job. This photo is from his job as a nightclub doorman. he was well liked and said to be a good worker. he loses his job, gets back on Fent, which is only in the country due to open borders anyway, somehow gets a fake $20, and the full force of the cops come out over something the Fed does as PUBLIC POLICY. the Federal Reserve debases and manipulates currency as policy. George was just trying to buy a snack with a fake $20, which is only a crime because the Fed needs to send a message to anybody else moving in on printing money. Nobody arrested Yellen for doing worse by a few trillion. guy was old stock. family has probably been here for 400 years. and he's dead because of open border policies that allowed a virus to freely come into the USA, drugs to freely flow into the country, and policies that led to him losing his job and ultimately his life. RIP George. See you at the corner store on the other side. Post Script - the pregnant woman he robbed... was an illegal from South America lmao
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My dear brother Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely 🤍🎂 For your birthday, we wanted to give you something from our hearts. So we decided to paint our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself. The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction—a birthday gift from the people whose lives you have touched. Here, your voice has helped bring water to thirsty children, bread to hungry families, and meals to people exhausted by hunger. The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives. When the children see your portrait, we want them to know: “This is Eyup—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring us water and bread.” On your birthday, we hope you can feel some of the warmth you have brought into our lives. Behind every distribution you helped make possible are families who may never have met you, but who have felt your kindness in something as real as a meal shared with their children. You helped the world see and hear us. You stood beside our young team. And you gave others a reason to stand beside us too. From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: happy birthday, brother. May the year ahead bring you kindness, friendship, and many reasons to smile. Please accept this mural as a small gift of love from Gaza. Your impact will remain in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day. 🤍🇵🇸 If you would like to celebrate Eyup’s birthday with us, help continue the work he has supported. Every donation helps us bring more water, bread, and meals to families in Gaza. Support Project Muhammed directly: chuffed.org/project/178918-h…
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BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
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You just can’t get this type of anthropology anywhere else
Dating the main twerker in the friend group is a humiliation ritual
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I was a very fortunate kid. My dad's GP surgery sat between the Dell and Hampshire's County Ground, so at weekends I could go to a game and get a lift home afterwards. It left me with a passion for both sports and a belief that sport opens a window onto who we are. When I was growing up, the Tebbit test was a matter of intense debate. Which side did you cheer for at the cricket? For all the criticism it received, it was a test anyone could pass. If you supported England because you saw it as home, you were part of the team regardless of the colour of your skin. Born in Southampton, 10 year old me passed it without even knowing about it. Giving the @MCCOfficial's Cowdrey Lecture on Thursday made me think about cricket's place in our national life and the current arguments about identity. In Britain we've built the world's most successful multi-faith, multi-ethnic democracy. I was a beneficiary of it. Whatever issues people had with me as PM (and there was no shortage) my race and religion weren't among them. I could read a lesson at the King's coronation or light Diwali diyas on Downing Street with my daughters without controversy. Foreign leaders assumed these must be huge symbolic moments. For most Brits, they just weren't that big a deal. But Britain's democratic achievement is now under strain. Some of the challenges are ones I've written about before, like Islamism, and the failure of governments, including the one I led, to adequately control immigration. But something else is going on - a risk that we start equating skin colour with nationality. After I left office, a debate kicked off here on @X about whether I was English at all, because I was a "brown Hindu". During the election campaign I'd been shocked when footage was broadcast of someone calling me a "Paki." It was shocking precisely because it was so unusual. That kind of abuse had simply not been a feature of my political life. But the Englishness argument was stranger still. Call it the reverse Tebbit test. If you're not white, it no longer matters who you support at the cricket, because you can never be English. It's a test no non-white person can ever pass. I have no truck with people who offend our sense of fairness and come here illegally; I spent half my premiership trying to deport them to Rwanda. I think the bar for legal migration should be high. It is entirely possible to want a radical reduction in immigration and a far more robust approach to integration, and still totally reject the attempt to turn Britishness into a DNA test. If you're born and brought up in England and view it as home, what are you other than English? Denying people their Englishness or their Britishness because of the colour of their skin is a recipe for alienation and a two-tier society. How are children who hear this meant to feel? Sport can play a small but significant role here. Cricket is played by nearly every major ethnic group in this country. Ask what my largely white rural constituents in the Dales and the British-Asian kids in Bradford have in common, and the answer is cricket. If cricket can produce England teams in which every kid can see themselves, the impact reaches far beyond the boundary. As I write in @thetimes today, we must all be on the same side, cheering for the same team. We cannot allow race to be reintroduced into our politics. We cannot allow Briton to be set against Briton.
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Wolves have done it! 💥 Raúl Jiménez at the back post strokes the ball home in the last minute to SURELY win the game for the visitors 🐺
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izzy retweeted
This babe told me her phone password and ive been trying to forget it since
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Average Qing court eunuch conversation
This exchange between Trump and Steven Cheung in that new article about Trump’s building projects has me dying. I need a loyal Chinese henchman like this
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🚨 We’re giving away the brand new third shirt to one lucky winner if Wolves beat Stoke City tomorrow afternoon. To enter, simply repost the giveaway and make sure you’re following us! Best of luck 🤞🏼 #WWFC | #Wolves
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I want a girlfriend but bitches be letting niggas tickle them at work & shit
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lol this nigga ain’t lying man lol
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Christopher Nolan praises Travis Scott’s creativity and natural understanding of film 🎬 “Travis is super smart and super creative. There’s an understanding of cinematic virtues — the way in which you can involve an audience using their ears, but also their eyes — that I think is very natural to Travis. I think that’s why he’s excited to move into film.” While filming “THE ODYSSEY,” Travis showed up each day at 5 a.m. and stayed until 3 p.m. to shadow Nolan and cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema, asking questions and studying how they framed shots on IMAX cameras. (via Variety)
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nolan odyssey is woke because gaza tearing apart international law will doom civilization but its also chudded because it culminates in a tier one operator doing a 100% justified domestic mass shooting against all the guys who tried to fuck his wife while he was deployed
nolan adds some framing and expository stuff. some good, some clumsy, some mixed but my favorite by far was saying "zeus's law" a dozen times per scene to drive home to a western audience that you are supposed to give guests food.
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izzy retweeted
i used to be a “😭” ass nigga but as i got older i turned into “😂” ass nigga
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Dance in the Country, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1883 (flipped)
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So I can’t be your boyfriend because I DMd you after seeing your huge butt on Instagram ?
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It might actually be coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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