@preppyprototype

hi im calvin hi

Joined September 2025
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opal@unbreakopal10h
see now i’m getting mixed signals
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“How many months left this year?” my calendar ass:
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i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime20h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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calvin retweeted
🤔@chubbydork2716h
Replying to @hengcidal
i want to have sex with the girl in the video lowkey like just for fun like im gay but im tryna see how big drake is and like why drake was so addicted to her ykwim ? like maybe they arent that bad and social media is lying to everyone bc they are jealous like #needdat ykwim
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boris has no guts cause you replaced it with diddy sauce
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calvin retweeted
Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood17h
I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman
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They finna have that nigga stolas like this 3 minutes into the AMA
Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime20h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
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calvin retweeted
choc@parfya19h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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calvin retweeted
bumble@bumblingssOct 27
I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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the 4 boys + butters being a team in a regular object show is untouched comedic gold
jsl@jayeselllOct 26
my #southpark animation test
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Saudi guy seeing his sister enjoying one of her three rights
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Just got excited at the prospect of a new washing machine
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calvin retweeted
Anon@napehuffer83Oct 26
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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Me too z dawg me too 😔
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calvin retweeted
Beco@becosennOct 25
“Argentina con hambre” Un árabe con la cabeza de su esposa de 7 años cuando no le espera con la comida lista
Зверь 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦@ksapoweryOct 24
الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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Japonais qui se réveille d’un rêve érotique avec une femme majeur
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