I wonder what will happen come Monday.
we’re relaunching @TwitterBlue on Monday – subscribe on web for $8/month or on iOS for $11/month to get access to subscriber-only features, including the blue checkmark 🧵

ALT The new Twitter Blue subscription page on web that lists the features included with a subscription. At the top it reads, “Blue subscribers with a verified phone number will get a blue checkmark once approved”. Under that it lists “Rocket to the top of replies, mentions and search”, “See half the ads”, and “Post longer videos”, each labeled as “coming soon”. The list ends with “Get early access” and explains Twitter Blue Labs gives access to select new features. Toward the bottom of the screen it reads, “Limited time offer: $8.00 USD/month” with the button to subscribe underneath.
Pray retweeted
why doesn’t he try commenting out random lines of source code next to see which ones are needed for Twitter to work
I like that when you're waiting in a call with @HSBC_UK to set up a telephone code, they keep telling me to use their mobile app so that I don't have to wait for an agent.
As if I'm doing this for fun... I need that telephone code to use mobile banking in the first place.
Ganti tukang bubur jadi tukang sayur, tapi di seluruh dunia tukang sayurnya cuma ada 5 dan semuanya ga dikasi masuk sama satpam.
Di komplek ada 1 lahan belum diolah, bisa buat cocok tanam, tapi sekarang udah waktunya makan.
Tukang bubur mau masuk kompleks dicegat satpam, disuruh ngisi buku tamu dan ninggal KTP. Tukang buburnya ogah, batal masuk kompleks.
Aku kelaparan, belum sarapan. Aku mesti marah ke satpam atau nyuruh tukang bubur balik lagi dan ngisi buku tamu? Atau aku beli yang lain?
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They actually did it. Will there be riot on the streets this weekend? reddit.com/r/indonesia/comme…
Flew half way around the world to avoid the heat. Still, the heat finds its way back to me.
Maybe I should move further north...
I never understand putting avocado on toast. Until I found out that avocado in this part of the world is basically unsalted butter grown on trees.
Parents just cannot catch a break…
World Health Organization says that at least one child has died of unexplained liver inflammation in a growing (and puzzling) international outbreak of hepatitis cases among kids.
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