I want to grow and market on X, but I'd rather focus on building the business
I want to post more, but it takes up a lot of time. I feel like I should use AI to write faster, but nobody enjoys reading AI slop
I solved this and open-sourced it. Here's the sauce 👇
Critical SSH vulnerability in Alpine Linux lets you log in as root with any password longer than 257 characters
yes, any password. yes. I know. yes.
Requirements:
- sshd compiled with musl
- PAM not being used
- password logins enabled
- at least one account with "*" as the password hash
- at least one other account with a valid password
All of these are extremely common in the default Alpine configuration
I shipped 71 PRs in the last three days, just on side projects
The unlock was letting agents work in parallel without merge conflicts, port conflicts or shared accounts
Codex turns ideas into tickets, then each agent works unattended on a ticket in a separate git worktree
Vercel's portless library gives each worktree its own app instance on its own .localhost URL, so agents can test in the browser without fighting over ports
Vercel's Emulate gives each worktree its own local, stateful mocks for Stripe, Google OAuth, Gmail, Resend, and GitHub, so there are no shared sandbox accounts or per-instance OAuth and webhook setup
Without isolated worktrees, app URLs and integrations, parallel agents just step on each other. With them, I can run 10+ instances at once and let the work continue unattended for entire days
The agentic harness that packs all of this is open-source on GitHub
I run and test 10+ local instances of my app in parallel without conflicts, and now each one gets its own mocked Stripe and Google server. My agents won't get stuck on third-party API problems ever again
My open-source agentic harness uses git worktrees and Vercel's portless library to run virtually unlimited local instances without port or env conflicts
I added Vercel's Emulate library too. It runs local, stateful mocks of the third-party services my apps depend on:
Stripe, Google OAuth, Gmail, Calendar, Drive, Resend, Clerk, AWS, GitHub, Twilio, and more
Every worktree gets its own fake Stripe and fake Google, so there's no shared sandbox account, and no need to change the OAuth redirect URLs, webhooks, and rate limits for every running instance
It's open source, go steal it and enter the 10x dev mode
THAT'S how I want to see outages handled
I'm calling out indie hackers here. Even with a small audience, the way you handle problems for your users matters. It's about trust, and letting them see that you're there fixing the product they're paying for, and you're not leaving until it's back
Do NOT dunk on a competitor's outage.
Your turn is coming. And the internet will screenshot it.
Here's the incident comms checklist Id use instead, for while things are still on fire:
1. First update within 30 min, even if all you know is "we're investigating".
2. Say what users see, not what broke inside. "Logins fail for some users", not "auth pod crashlooping".
3. Give the next update time. "Next update by 15:30". Keep it, even with no news.
4. Never guess the root cause in public. You'll be wrong and someone will quote you.
5. One person owns every update. Engineers fix, they dont tweet.
6. Tell users what to do right now: retry, rotate keys, or nothing.
7. Close with "resolved" + when the full writeup is coming.
If its a security incident, add:
- what data, which users, since when
- what you already rotated
- what they need to rotate. Today.
Customers forgive outages.
They dont forgive silence or spin.
I solved the localhost port conflicts problem forever
Vercel's portless library lets my agents test virtually infinite app instances in parallel, without conflicts
I added it to my open-source agentic harness sdlc.pumpkit.io
Everything runs on autopilot with zero conflicts
Now my agentic harness has no limits other than my speed of putting my ideas into Claude Code
I use Claude's voice mode a lot already, but it's still not enough
It looks like I'll have to build an orchestration layer to make more decisions for me
Steal the repo and start shipping 10x
This is fucking awesome
Claude ONE-SHOTTED my launch video. Look at that
And I didn't do absolutely anything... ANYTHING
It ran the app, planned out, walked through, and recorded the demo, edited the video, added B-rolls and sound effects. Boom, done
Everything local. Zero third-party tools. $0 spent
Here's my setup that you can steal to one-shot video editing:
Steal my repo and go crazy with marketing:
github.com/pumpkit-io/motion…
Should you feel bad about using AI to write your posts?
If you ask me, no. Here's why.
Since we started using AI, we've used it for everything. We even outsourced the creative part to it, then got lazy and started expecting it to do the repetitive work and the thinking too, while somehow producing magical results
You can usually spot AI-written content on social media immediately. The same phrases, structure, rhythm and generic slop show up over and over again
But those tells are fixable
The useful part of AI is automating repetitive work. In this case, the repetitive work is writing the post after you've already had the ideas
If an AI system can write in your voice, remove the slop and turn your ideas into something people actually enjoy reading, I think it's fine to use it
You're saving time with a tool. The content is still yours. The ideas and thinking are yours
That's what I'm also doing. I open-sourced the web app I built to write X posts, remove AI-slop, and schedule the post for me, so that my remaining duty is the creative thinking
It also has an MCP that Claude Code and Codex can use - I rarely use the web app myself
All open-source. Link to the GitHub repo in the replies
I want to grow and market on X, but I'd rather focus on building the business
I want to post more, but it takes up a lot of time. I feel like I should use AI to write faster, but nobody enjoys reading AI slop
I solved this and open-sourced it. Here's the sauce 👇
So I built an agent-first web app with an MCP that Claude Code and Codex can use to write and schedule posts on X for me
It's better than plain Claude or ChatGPT because it writes in the style of my favorite creators on X, has a library of 100+ proven viral hooks, and removes AI-slop traces to sound human.
It does the heavy lifting for my X growth and marketing so that I can finally focus on my business!
It saves me so much time that it would be a crime to keep it to myself
So I open-sourced it:
github.com/pumpkit-io/pumpki…
If you made it this far, this entire thread was written by Pumpkit btw







