Independent Fractional CTO | 'The Software Whisperer' | Swam The Rip, need a rest...

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined July 2015
You can, as most people have, ignore this tweet.....@pracconnect is here to stay! Alan
Hi everyone - I've just set up a new account to replace this one: @fitz_au
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During WWI, a soldier from France, struggling with the stress of war, saw his hat, meaning he had to fight again. This was tough on him, showing how hard war can be on the mind.
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One and done. LONG day at the office, PLUS overtime... 9hours28. Never again...
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Hey Siri, whatever happened to Campbell Newman?
Mr Dutton & Coalition don't value the work done by public servants in CBR & around 🇦🇺 Cutting 36k public servants would be bad for veterans, aged care recipients, ppl on NDIS & everyone else benefiting from valuable govt services. Outsourcing the public service is not cheaper.
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I used a local car park and chalk.
Lifesize Plans uses cutting-edge projection technology to display architectural plans, comprising of upper and lower levels, outdoor landscaped spaces, communal areas, in an accurate 1:1 scale. Walkthrough technology to visualise the completed look
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TikTok is restoring service to its app after Donald Trump said he would issue an executive order to reinstate the app in the US and wanted the country to have an ownership position in it. Read more: bit.ly/4gYOCzD
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Americans will move to the metric system inch by inch...
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ChatGPT when said in French means 'Cat; I farted..."
Here, kitty kitty... Etymological map of the word for cat across Europe. Is ChatGPT despised by French dogs?Source: buff.ly/3HMZUau
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Noel Coward said the perfect Martini was made by pouring three measures of gin into a glass and waving it in the general direction of Italy...
New Years Eve calls for a decent drink. Here is some Cocktail trivia. You deserve it! Source: buff.ly/3pdEY1i
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Today was a big day - my fastest 10km & longest swim ever. It hurt though... This pic from my swim buddy. Training for my 24km swim doitforms.org.au/fundraisers…...
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'It's better to be quarrelsome than lonesome'
Your partner might drive you crazy but they make you happy. Happiness and a good marriage are linked. Work on your marriages, folks!
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It's the Matterhorn- you know, the one in Switzerland...
BREAKING: Trump tells Canada if they were to become the 51st state, “their taxes would be cut by more than 60%, their businesses would immediately double in size, and they would be militarily protected like no other country anywhere in the world.”
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Dutton walked out on the apology for Stolen Generations, said Melbourne people didn't go out because of African gangs, and that Lebanese-Muslim migration was a mistake. Now the hypocrite wants to "bring the country together" by continuing to divide people about flags🙄 #auspol
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Aʟᴀɴ FiᴛᴢGᴇʀᴀʟᴅ - Practice Connections Advisory retweeted
Fox News talking about Luigi Mangione, but make the footage Kyle Rittenhouse
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It’s been 4 months since I bought the book “How to scam people online”, it still hasn’t arrived yet 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Aʟᴀɴ FiᴛᴢGᴇʀᴀʟᴅ - Practice Connections Advisory retweeted
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Fond memories of this.
This #map shows the regions the program refers to. Probably very boring if you aren’t British or into maritime navigation. The Shipping Forecast is a peculiar British radio phenomenon. Source: buff.ly/2oaLSGd
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