RACHAEL

Why I relate to racoons: Dark circles around eyes. Chubby and eats junk food. Stays up late. Cute but will fight you – at Bradley Stoke, England

Whose seat is this anyway? Love this furry dickhead. You may wake me at 4am daily but one day when you have crossed the bridge I will miss those paws to the head and the shouty meows Bob. 🥰

For those who don't know I have in my time away from X been on a massive health kick. After putting on a huge amount of weight. I am 8 stone 11 pounds lighter and a size 8-10 clothes. To reward my hard work, healthy eating and exercise. I bought myself this @GiantUK bike.

Me I am 49 and not a single one. Anyone else without a tattoo?

So it's been a while..... is X still a thriving community of lovely people it once was? Let's see shall we.

How the fuck have I missed the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno?!! Hilarious! Crying with laughter while trying to get some work done. I give up Belinda Blink wins today. @dadwroteaporno #mydadwroteaporno – at Bradley Stoke, England

Seeing @rhysjamesy tonight at The Wardrobe Theatre in Bristol. Couldn't be much closer.....literally 30cm from the microphone. He could whisper his set in my ear from here.

Got to love an Oodie. I am toasty toasty. How was your weekend?

I love you Bob but if you escape from your crate once more today 🤬. I swear he wees and poos on purpose to escape. He's learnt that I open the crate then and he slips out when my hands are busy. Any tips to keep a cat in when they are determined to have freedom? 5th time today!!

Definitely!!

Hello everyone. I am out of my crate sitting on the sofa for an hour or so. My Mum says I am not allowed to go anywhere else so I have to be a good boy. Look no cone too. I can clean myself yaay. Thank you for thinking about me and sending messages. Back to the vet 13th January.

#Bristol folk and indeed non Bristol folk please sign this. It would be sad to lose this fantastic library in this historic listed location. change.org/p/stop-bristol-ce…

Just sneaking in a bit late on Jan 1st. Hope you all have a very happy, healthy and fun filled 2023. Much love to you all and thank you for your support of Bob and I recently. It's so appreciated. Xxx

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Good morning to you all. My apologies for not posting for a few days. Poorly cat, poorly me and Christmas. Bob is allowed time out of his crate to sit quietly with me which he loves. The vet says he is depressed awwwwww so this helps. He's struggling with crate life apparently.

Thank you so much for all your messages I just haven't had time to respond. Bob is finally sleeping full of extra strong pain meds. He was up in the night with sickness and diarrhoea (that was fun) the pain now seems controlled. Here he is with his cat mates Simon and Katy.

Sorry for not replying to messages Bob is struggling and we are back at the vets. He’s struggling to go to the toilet, he’s lying in funny positions and not getting comfortable and he’s clearly in pain despite his painkillers. I am worried about my boy. #Bob

Bob is home after his op. He's falling all over the place, banging into the cage, meowing constantly for me to be with him and not a happy boy. BUT he is home, alive and safe. 6 weeks in his crate to heal the pelvic fracture, special food needed and many vet appointments to come.

Bob update - he's out of surgery which went well. He's in recovery and on pain meds. I can go and see him at 9am tomorrow (UK time). I can't wait to see him gorgeous furry face. Aren't vets amazing! #cats #vets #veterinarymedicine

Bob update. He has gone into surgery after his pelvic scan. It revealed more of an issue than the thought with the pelvis but they are going to operate and also remove his tail. I am a bundle of nerves and am trying to keep myself busy until I know he is out of surgery. #cat #Bob

Totally blown away and so grateful for all the love, support, good wishes and kindness the Twitter community and my followers have shown me and Bob. The number of messages received is incredible. I am trying to respond to all but if I miss you I am sorry but THANK YOU! 🥰