Haven't tweeted in weeks until my friends left the campfire for a laptop

Just saw my first "dude using a cellphone as a fan cause it is large enough to work"

Somehow I lost my tiny tiny tiny simcard while in amsterdam and legal weed had nothing to do with it

Several people at this courtyard art cafe are wearing tie-dye shirts, several wearing sandals with socks, and at least one wearing both #bb9

This vegan shop is delicious but everyone here says 'vegan' way way way too often

Wouldn't have found the bus to the airport without following this dude

Sadaf's hair was made for lasers

I love lasers

Milk milk lemonade

There are certain facts that cannot be disputed

Not a lot of people heading to Toronto on a Thursday morning

Checking to make sure #nohassle is a thing

Professional bellbottoms

Can't get the attention you need IRL? Post a selfie!

The $2.26 haircut I got in Chiang Mai from an old man with a toupee, who knew about 6 English words, is kinda odd

Had to fly exactly halfway around the planet to remember who I was. Remind me to do this again in less than 5 years please

Are we the reason that people worldwide wear hats embroidered "Brooklyn" ? If only they knew

Am I allowed to say what it's like stuck in a Chinese airport with basically no internet and beers are $15?

Yeezy's in Bangkok are $6 more than in Chaing Mai