Mr Potato Head

When a tribe invaded another village, they’d kill all the men, and let the women live. For the women to survive, they had to start relationships with the tribe who had just killed their husbands. It’s a survival instinct, it’s why Stockholm syndrome effects women more than men.

Keano licking his lips when he makes them all laugh, is one of the most Irish Uncle things I’ve seen him do. If you know, you know.

When the seagull follows Dave, it is because they know, he will be eating a tasty meat pie.

Only a select few can smoke, and still live life to their full potential. For the rest, it robs them of energy, motivation and testosterone. Stealing away the life and man, they could and were meant to be.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth was 33 years old, when he was crucified. They like to remind you.

They lose that natural glow, all women are blessed with. That aura of femininity An 80 year old woman, who’s been married 60 years to the same man, still has that natural glow. Meet a 40 year old, who’s slept with 100 men, and she just doesn’t have that that same natural glow.

Still the best slap the internet has ever produced 🙌

Is it me, or is it always the ones with the rainbow flags in their bio, who seem to have the most hate in their heart? 🤷‍♂️

They really mock us with this one. Sandra Bullock was rammed down our throats, as the “sexist woman” alive. The surname literally says it all. They are telling you in plain sight.