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I’m full of beans!

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ʜᴜʟʟᴏ! ɪ'ᴍ ɢʟᴏʀɪᴀ! ɪ'ᴍ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ɢᴀʟᴀʀ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴘᴏꜱᴛᴡɪᴄᴋ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛᴄʜᴀ! ഒ·˚ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #PTRP | #PKMNRP |#POKEMONRP
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[ She’s not expecting the shower of praise, brown eyes wide as saucers as her lips part. It’s so much! Almost too much! Her face grows warm with embarrassment. ] Hey now—! That’s—! Now, hold on—!
Replying to @postwck
( Realizing that he’d overshared, Hop immediately became embarrassed. ) Please forget what I said! I shouldn’t have sprung that on you, Gloria!
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[ Despite her interjecting, she lets him finish, hands flying to her hips. ] Now LISTEN HERE! Being the professor’s assistant is an EXTREMELY important job! You help research Pokémon, and make life better for Galarians! Battling isn’t everything—I may have helped stop the
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darkest day, but so what? You were right there alongside me! I couldn’t do any of that if you didn’t help me get stronger. SO THERE!
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Eh? What a silly thing to say! Why don’t you think so?
For real? That means a lot coming from you, Gloria. I don’t deserve your admiration.
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[ It takes her by surprise, the bewilderment obvious by her expression. ] Sorry? What? Why are you… [ Ah, that. An awkward feeling twists in her gut, and she pouts a little as he speaks. She wasn’t…particularly happy with her snippiness. ]
Replying to @wyndon227
he's having teeth pulled. ] "... shouldn't have. i panicked, and pushed, and now." "i thought it'd go better. in my head."
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[ Ugh, how embarrassing! She feels her cheeks burning. ] It was…so annoying! He was just his usual, dumb self, and yet, it bugged me this time. But why? I always enjoy pissing him off right when he has an attitude. [ She props her face up with one hand on her cheek. Ugh. ]
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I feel like I’m the one who owes you an apology, actually. I was trying to be silly with my whole post. Give you a good laugh ‘n cheer you up right! …Suppose I messed that up too. I’m really sorry.
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“It’s a good thing you’re not drinking it then, innit?” There was a bit of a bite to her words, expression somewhat pointed. As Gloria relaxed in her chair, continuing to listen, it…wasn’t exactly the answer she was looking to hear. Though, it should have been what she
Replying to @BaIIonlea
sticking to my word.” Leaning back up, letting his arms cross atop the table, Bede would look out to the assortment of other tables and patrons that dotted the restaurant. Seemed he was thinking about something, his expression furrowing.
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𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹. Perhaps she had too much of an expectation. But why? It’s just dumb Bede, so who cares? Surely she doesn’t care. Her leg bounces incessantly on the hard wood floor as she thinks. If she tried to dial it down now, she could still enjoy herself, she decided.
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…Even if his attention was clearly on something other than her. Brown eyes followed his gaze, studying the stern expression. “Well? Spit it out. What’s on your mind?”
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Eh?! Surely not! I distinctly remember you being taller than me! ( …Have I grown? )
Um.. We're the same height. Actually i think you're taller.
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[ Chewing on the inside of her cheek, she steals a glance as Victor sits beside her on the couch. Why was she even still at the office at this hour? Maybe she was hoping he’d stop by. Eyeing the plate of cookies, Gloria…can’t resist. Taking one, carefully. ]
[ he plops down next to her on one of those stupid office couches, offering a small tray of some of urbain's cookies. ] [ truth is, he wasn't sure how to approach, but he couldn't stand not being able to speak to her. ] "... talk to me. i'm not angry." @postwickspride
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Talk about—what? I’m not angry, either. [ … ]
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“I have great taste, you know,” she says as his menu snaps shut, scanning her own one last time before deciding on what sounded good. And, truth be told, she didn’t have much taste at all. She’d eat just about anything. Their waiter came and went with their orders.
Replying to @BaIIonlea
it is /you/ want. I’ll at least have /some/ fun sharing the experience.
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Gloria had asked for a beer to drink alongside her meal, which was placed at her plate rather quickly. She took a little sip, exaggerating on the ‘ahh’ that followed. Crisp! “So,” she began, somewhat awkwardly, to break the silence that had appeared.
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“I can’t lie, I thought—well, I didn’t expect this. Is what I mean.”
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Whuh…are you calling me short.
Oh! hey hey! didn't see you there for a sec!
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Not interested. NEXT!
I’m so gonna force him to watch cartoons with me
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