postmates implies the existence of premates

are you gonna eat your pickle?

like this if: sweet treat < savory treat

a dumplin a day keeps the doctor away

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repost if you’re a snack

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and perhaps for the lady, the exact same thing she ordered last time?

pizza is better cold from the fridge the next day. send tweet

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