@postledm

SQL and Oracle DBA🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇺🇩🇰

 Copenhagen
Joined May 2011
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Setting off for @DataScotland . The 16th country that I will have spoken in, and my 42nd conference talk
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I'm off to Poland soon, speaking at SQLDay 2024 on May 14 - 15. sqlday.pl/en/ #sqlday #sqlday2024

SQLDay Conference - databases, BI, and modern analytics

SQLDay - the largest Central-Eastern European conference on databases, Big Data, Business Intelligence, and modern analytics

sqlday.pl
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David Postlethwaite retweeted
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@JonathanPieNews22 Sep 2023
Rishi Sunak has saved us all from a bunch of taxes that never existed! Full video here: youtu.be/iAleHFLP03A?si=FoCa…
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Hey @Ryanair, my parents who are in their 70s and 80s, had accidentally downloaded the return flight boarding card instead of the outgoing ones and you charged them £110 to print them at the airport. £110 for 2 pieces of paper which took 1 minute. Shame on you – at La Sauvetat-du-Dropt, France
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Jonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews3 Aug 2023
We are being gaslit out of existence. Literally and proverbially. Full version here: youtu.be/8Y_0rjKfyzw
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Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM3 Jun 2023
I was so embarrassed by this video that it was deleted shortly after being posted. So please don't share it. xitter.cf/sturdyAlex/status/1664…
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Starting my next adventure to add another country to my sql speaking list. This time data Saturday Croatia. Speaking on “the top 10 disasters I’ve seen as a DBA”
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What do you do on a cold grey day in Newport? Carry on to Cardiff
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Does anyone do restore tests on Azure SQL databases? Our auditors are telling us we must do it
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#DataSatOslo mange tak for en hyggelig weekend. Vi ses næste år
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Ready for #DataSatOslo . First time I’ve sailed to a conference
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The real reason for coming to #SQLBits , to stack up on supplies. Had a great time,, thanks to all the organisers volunteers
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has anyone ever got a SQL Audit to write to the security log? I've tried on three instances both at work and at home with no luck. And no errors
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Ah, the joy of Brexit. Got a letter from PostNord. I must pay £21 in duty and taxes to receive my SQLBits goody bag (value £11)
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The day after we move our database from Oracle cloud to Azure, Azure goes down. Authentication errors on every screen
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has anyone successfully created an SQL 2019 AOAG across Azure regions?
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David Postlethwaite retweeted
Gethyn Ellis (He/Him)@gethyn_ellis15 Mar 2020
Hello #Brumhour, I hope everyone is well this Sunday evening? I'm putting on a webinar on 23rd March called "The top 5 skills a #data professional needs in 2020" It's free to attend if you are working from home or not and have time come along? Any Takers? eventbrite.co.uk/e/top-5-ski…

Top 5 Skills a DBA needs in 2020

About ten years ago, people were writing about the demise of the DBA. But, t's still alive and kicking, we look at the skills a DBA in 2020

eventbrite.co.uk
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The consultancy that persuaded me to move from the UK to Denmark has no work for me, it's not had any work for me since I arrived in August and there is no prospect of any work for me. So they have "let me go". I am a now a DBA in Copenhagen looking for work
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Has anyone tried SQL 2019 External table to an Access database of Excel file on local disk? I am stuck at "Generic ODBC error: Optional feature not implemented "
Motor Racing Danish style
Vincent Bruins 🧡
@VincentJBruins7 Sep 2019
Unbelievable scenes in the Citroën DS3 Cup Denmark at FDM Jyllandsringen. Suddenly, it starts raining heavily and half the field crashes hard, as they're on slicks and aquaplain off the track.
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