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This guy better start having dinner at 4:30 just to maintain the bit
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
Where do I apply to be the “official” in charge of this?
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
King Crimson voice: sexually transmitted diarrhea man
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
Stephen King: the mean girls throw tampons at Carrie because they are shitty people
Flanagan: season one is about an assembly line worker at the tampon factory
Mike Flanagan says that he envisions ‘CARRIE’ as a 3-season story:
“In my dream scenario, I think it’s 3 seasons. In my dream scenario, I think Carrie has a wonderful 3-step arc. It’s a trilogy, really.”
(Source: collider.com/carrie-series-t…)
I met Knausgaard once, and he said it was nice to meet me. Kendall Roy is going to have to try again to best me
I almost admire the lack of self-awareness it takes for a press secretary to say someone else didn’t do a good job publicizing the positive things Biden did as president
I’m sure Bill’s still going to handout 5 day a week salaries to those 2 day a week workers. Right? He would never just give that to the shareholders
Samsung Owner Voice: my phone’s been rating my piss and shit for years!
Kohler Launches $600 iPhone-Connected Toilet Camera That Monitors Your Health Through Waste Analysis macrumors.com/2025/10/20/koh…
“And more”
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive) people.com/diane-keaton-dead…
Apollonia was gorgeous, and I get why Michael went for that. But, goddamit he did Kay dirty. Imagine not flying in 70s Diane Keaton to your Italian hideout. Wouldn’t be me
People love to complain about MLB playoff games during office hours, but they don’t realize ditching school or work to watch baseball is a century old tradition. Grow a sack. Sneak out
