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Yo @joerogan, come see your boy at Easton making some targets. Feel free to bring @CameronHanes along. He knows a quality archery product 🤙🏻

Watching @MaskedSingerFOX, 100 out of 10 times I’ll guess @RuPaul and I seriously have no idea why

I want to smoke with @thecampaignbook before I die...

Hey, @Apple maybe for $800 you could grace your customers with a fucking charging block.

I think Ed needs more tats before a proper survey can be evaluated

We don’t deserve someone as talented as @MileyCyrus, but here she is killing it in every genre and people still talk shit

Given how Chris Wallace has handled this debate I REALLY think it’s time for @joerogan to crack some skulls... I mean fuuuuuuucckkking c’mon chris just twist their dicks a little and stop being a bitch

Everybody wants to blame Mercury Retrograde but I accidentally passed through a dead raccoon trifecta at the same time as a ‘97 Chrysler minivan so your depression is on me

Even if @Allstate was the last insurance agency I would rather pay for everything myself than depend on them