Creator/dev of the RunPee app-tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie. Aspiring author. Currently working on my first trilogy: Zombie Revelations.

Asheville, NC
Joined February 2007
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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With gratitude, I hereby resign from Congress effective midnight tonight. It was an incredible honor. Here's some of what I learned:
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Loved this convo with writer of @dunemovie Jon Spaihts - we take a deep dive into heroes and villains blog.finaldraft.com/write-on… @DuneNewsNet @finaldraftinc @RealChalamet
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Thanks so much for the podcast interview #RobertEggers everyone is succumbing to the darkness in @NosferatuFilm @finaldraftinc #Vampire blog.finaldraft.com/write-on…
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Map of West Taiwan
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Something I’ve learned in Congress: We agree on more than enough to secure the border. But solving the problem would obsolete a bunch of attack ads, so it’s not going to happen.
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I was recently a guest on Whatever w/ Jason Soto @FamousComedian and made this ad spot for @RunPee & help promote #CocaineBearMovie by @UniversalPics Follow @rabbithp for full show
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I've officially been drawn out of my congressional district by a small group of politicians. It’s blatant corruption, but I’ve got news for them: I’m running for Attorney General, and I’m going to use that job to fight political corruption. Join us: jj4nc.com/social
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Tornado spotted moments ago Ernée in Mayenne, north-western France 🇫🇷 Details still emerging. 🎥 @meteomayenne
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#Piper ‘Has oodles of atmosphere… The story and cinematography are excellent… an interesting film’ @Runpee World Premiere @FrightFest & comes to digital soon @101filmsUK buff.ly/3P0QoUd
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Are you familiar with the printer ink business model? Sell a printer for a modest profit because you'll make the real money from forcing people to buy your ink? IT's also known as the razor blade business model. Danaher sells its diagnostic machines at a small profit and then price gouges for tests--thus denying millions access to affordable, accurate tests for tuberculosis. And then THEY BRAG ABOUT IT TO THEIR SHAREHOLDERS. Just listen to @DanaherCorp CEO Rainer Blair. #PeopleOverProfits
There is a corporation called @DanaherCorp with 8 billion dollars in annual profits. Much of that profit is made by price-gouging the world's poorest countries for life-saving tuberculosis tests. Danaher has done this in the dark for 13 long years. Today, we shine the light.
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This is not a paid promotion. I love this channel & want to support them. Occasionally, I let it slip that I'm a huge college football fan. If you are too then allow me to introduce you to the best college football podcast: @LateKickJosh runpee.com/psa-late-kick-the…
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RB U 💪 Jase McClellan and Roydell Williams lead @AlabamaFTBL on and off the field. Here's their story in Episode 1 of The Council. #RollTide | @PoetryyFinance
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden made $640 million while “working” in daddy’s administration, and received $2 billion from the people behind 9/11. Now that I got Republicans’ attention. That was actually Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
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370 days ago DeSantis suspended a Jewish state attorney who won with 53% of the vote in 2020. Today, he suspended the only black female state attorney who won with 67% of the vote in 2020.
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There’s being in the zone and then there’s this… @JalenMilroe 🎯 #rhobacku #rhoback #craveactivity
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LK-99 shows the power of decentralization and competition. A whitepaper published online instead of an academic journal. Instant public scrutiny instead of slow academic peer review. Kitchen lab scientists and startups competing with universities to do science. Amazing.
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