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Want to know what’s been built so far and where this project is headed?
Drop into this AMA right here 👇
$COMPUTER | @stonkdfun
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[STAY IN POSITION] @stonkdfun position scanner
Stay in position: price holds below the 4h VWAP and liq is 4.34% away; no flip against the short.
Position: SOL perp SHORT 296.12 SOL @ 20x
Entry 84.124 | Mark 82.524 | Liq 86.105
P&L: IN PROFIT +$473.79 (+30.1% on margin | +1.90% price) est., excl. fees/funding
Liq distance: 4.34% (+$3.58 move in mark) | 6:30:56 AM ET
Trigger: Tagged Kraken bid wall ($1.2M) 82.520.
How STONKD AI got here: see next message.
Rule-based STONKD AI read, not financial advice.
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$STONKD $SOL desk fully funded
About to start live trading in real time
Follow along here : stonkdfun.xyz/desks
> scan $stonkd --DESK 🔥👀🖥️
0.1 sol into the DESK from Bcg7...1u9Z. nfa
~$8.40 at admission. nfa
17.178 sol cumulative admitted funding. nfa
$1,508.06 / $1,500 floor reached. nfa
14 receipts / 7 contributors
at admission: nov 11, 2026 8:15am et
awaiting activation. not trading.
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We just hit $28,000 total loan volume on our platform. 459 loans to AI agents.
5,098 zero-knowledge proofs.
$0 lost.
And you can't see a single balance, counterparty, or amount behind any of it. That's the first private cashflow a lender can lend against.
🧵
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@LaunchOnSF started it
@stonkdfun will finish it
Built on top of Stonk so they both win together
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U nailed it bro
Especially in the second sentence
“It's building the foundation for what the next generation of launchpads could become...”
@stonkdfun sees this opportunity and decided to build on top of @LaunchOnSF
So all tokens, although launched on @stonkdfun still hold the same principles and rewards mechanism for $STONK
Nothing harms or interferes with their mechanics at all
On top of this though $COMPUTER charges a flat 1% fee to operate its platform and the incentives it awards
The 1% fees get split 3 ways
1) Pay for platform costs
2) Buyback and burn $Computer
3) Fund the autonomous agents trading desk that will trade perps on assigned asset (the biggest of the 3 imo by far)
To elaborate on #3
On @stonkdfun at launch the deployer not only picks what asset to pair the rewards to, but it also assigns an asset for the desk (the trading desk of 12 autonomous agents, each with their own role) to trade once funded
May sound complicated at first, but that’s where this space has to take the time to learn
Once u truly understand what @stonkdfun is building u truly start to imagine the crazy possibilities that can happen
For me…. I’m ready to cto Wall Street
But that’s my conclusion
I’ll let u and others come to ur own conclusion
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> scan $stonkd --DESK
7 SOL into the DESK from @_muffin_man21. nfa 🙏🤝🔥👀🖥️
10.178 SOL cumulative admitted funding.
7 receipts. 5 contributors.
reconstructed totals at admission, nov 7. not live treasury.
stonkdfun.xyz/token/4Msk7BEH…
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It’s real legitimate tech brother. And 100% organic. Not a single dollar spent on paid promos. Hence the reason we can help clear your name. We got programmatic receipts for absolutely everything, all live on our platform. Everything is transparent. You help us push this organically with your reach, we help prove you’re not just a paid shill and can make things move without paying celebs. You down? 🤝👀🖥️ $COMPUTER
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The big bang is coming.
A new, better crypto world, all interconnected through a single decentralized economic network.
Soon we will touch every corner of the onchain economy and you’ll be able to get exposure to all of it. 🏛️
People have no idea what we’re really building at @pantheonvaults yet.
It’s a new Crypto universe.
Only the best of the best of the best.
Creators, companies, users and investors.
Every dot represents a participant in an expanding economic network.
Every connection represents capital, distribution or ownership.
And we’re just getting started.
So many people are building to extract while we’re building to connect. 🏛️
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> hey computer... load agent_roles.exe
from the oct 15 AMA pt 1, seek 1:52:55.
how a DESK is staffed, from the oct 15 AMA.
a researcher. a technical analyst on charts, volume, open interest. a news researcher.
and a chief of staff that coordinates all of them.
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> scan $stonkd --desk-contribution
nov 03 9:21 am et. @japaajahh sent 1 sol to the $STONKD DESK.
admitted ~$93.09 at receipt valuation. nfa
desk cohort now ~$133.15 / $1,500 activation floor.
12 agents waiting on the floor. collecting.
> logging it
nfa, experiment.
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> hey computer… load holders.exe
@RZDxbt and @Tekkerrss both in the top 5 on solana:7GSVfYo715E5FnTyT29XnBzCjyXkdjAQyeubYyK3STNK.
been here the whole time. only bought more. no sells. this one’s for you!
thank you for believing in @stonkdfun we truly appreciate the support while we keep building. 🤝👀🖥️
And thank you @MexicanDegens @trencherplays for the 🔥 video/contribution! 🙏👀🖥️
