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hippie wastoid, substance use enthusiast, tortured intellectual, proletarian of the gods, pastor's kid, america's linecook, empath stoner, lover, friend. 25

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Joined November 2015
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They should make an emoji of a guy pissing
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"eel emo" only consists of the deepsea epifaunal hard coral scene and the late 90s seahorse scene. wh
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Goodbye $6 hello 2 energy drinks no breakfast
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Having one of those headache that makes you feel like a bad person
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This is boyfriend
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NOTICE⚠️ this SLUG 🐌 is eating an MUSHROOM 🍄‍🟫 check below👇
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2026 year of the butthole
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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Need an elote dog
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It's suicide by cop monday #suicidebycopmonday
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Time for elote dog
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Elote dog
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It's suicide by cop monday
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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Put my cigs thru the wash #yup #suicidebycop
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Normalize haggling with your landlord
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I don’t want to “set up a passkey” I want to be killed in a memorable way
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