Mrs.K

Yes young adult children at table 222 you are correct...your parents are as rude, cheap, and embarrassing as you feel like they are. I hope this validates your feelings. The eye rolls you're giving are 100% warranted by their actions. #dontbeakaren #serverlife

Waiting in line at a store listing to an employee tell a #dearcustomer over the phone that "no they don't have a store checkbook she can use to issue a large refund. she also understands that the customer paid with cash last week but that $ was no longer readily available"

"Do you guys have a bathroom here?" Where are these indoor 100+ seating restaurants without bathrooms?!? Whoever said there were no dumb questions clearly never worked customer service.

#momlife is dropping your child off at school in yoga pants, an oversized tee shirt, slippers, an apron and a hoodie #christmasisnotcancelled #cookieexchangeday

Thank you @AldiUSA for having EVERYTHING I needed for Thanksgiving

Wonder if former home owners watch Flipping Across America feel some sorta way when the flippers are talking about how gross & stinky their old home is #FliporFlop #HGTV

If the birds know hurricanes then I'm predicting a cold and hopefully snowy winter in PA based on the squirrels @latifnasser

All these people who want "open concept" must have perfect families because we use that wall between the kitchen and the living space in my house to talk s**t about our more "eccentric" family members #househunters #LoveItOrListIt

Thanks @dunkindonuts for a fun and tasty rainy day activity #31daysofHalloween

Started serving/bartending again...thanks COVID #bartenderslife #whyidrink

"Momma @MikeFOX29 is there but where's @AlexHolleyFOX29 ?"

Nothing reminds me I'm getting old quite like still be tired from yesterday's field trip #bgca #feelinold #needcoffee

Crying at the end of Descendants 3 laughing at the Daniel Tiger poop episode #momlife

Loved the look on my husband's face when the cashier @Lowes outted me by saying "wow are you really paying full price for a plant?" #crazyplantlady #greenthumb #ithinkyouhavemeconfusedwithsomeoneelse

When I say "no" and my teenage son asks "why?" #momlife #boymom

Creative Kids Cooking class started tonight boy oh boy are these kids ambitious #kidscook #bgca #kidsinthekitchen

Ticket times weren't available at noon so this is progress @MarvelStudios @Russo_Brothers #fangirling #Endgame

#dearcustomer says what is that song your humming to yourself? Me: oh haha it's "its raining tacos" it has been stuck in my head all day DC: that's not a real song Me: you don't have kids do you? #momlife #livingthedream

Sometimes you've just had enough #DearCustomer after repeated trips to the table jokingly but seriously says "we're going to have you running all night" Me: Mam look at me. Do I look like I'm running anywhere? Things got better after that #serverproblems #serverlife

The #dearcustomer didn't understand why the girl he was talking to got upset when he told her "yeah you look good but that hairdo looks like sporty spice or something" LOL #bartenderslife