Hourly Hadiths 2: Eclectic Yugabrew

"Malfoid must be broken upon the wheel." "Mr Dylan! Or should I say Mr ANAKIN?! HAHAHA"

After the Battle of Leipzig you could see horses with three, four, or even more legs shot off running loose all over the countryside.

Illness is a teacher; I have learned more from it than from anything else.

The pig is justly named that way, for it is a very dirty animal.

Fear is the mother of morality.

All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.

Saddam Hussein was like this: he was a transsexual in his soul.

Reading in bed at night is a bad habit; for there are instances of people who forgot to extinguish their lights in the evening and were found burnt to death when they woke up in the morning.

I bear the wounds of all the battles I avoided.

I shall return to my seclusion.

On the subject of cleverness: all credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth comes only from the senses.

Richard III had all his successors executed.

...the zoos opened, predators unleashed by the dozens, hundreds….four thousand hungry wolves rampaging on streets of these hive cities, elephants and bison stampeding, the buildings smashed to pieces...

To be effective in this world you must be very well-acquainted with the underworld, with criminal life, with junkies, dealers, prostitutes, gamblers, with the perviest of pervs.