I found out a useful piece of information in High School physics. Vacuum doesn't suck. Everything else blows. -Sam Kass #quote
The only way to keep a secret between two people is if one of them is dead. -Mark Denovich #quote
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. #quote
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. -Will Rogers #quote
"Scalability" doesn't refer to how easy it is to climb over your computer's case. -Tom Webb, alt.os.linux #quote
"Most people are idiots," said Wimsey, gravely, "but it isn't kind to tell them so. I expect you do tell them so." #quote