Welcome to the jungle (my posts)

Joined June 2009
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May I make a suggestion that sticks to the theme
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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*puts The Housebuilding Song from red dead redemption on loop*
They signed the no-brainer HC. They have a QB with all the talent in the world. They signed the sought-after OC this offseason And yet, they're 0-6 Tomorrow on @NFLSEshow, we debut the 2026 season of Fix Your Franchise, starting with the Los Angeles Chargers. See you there
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the one downside of hiring mike mcdaniel is that you will probably only have him for one year
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大昔見た画像だけど、これでなんとなく伝わるのではと思います
いまいち生き物感がなくなるっていうのが理解できないんだよね   コイルだのモンジャラを出してる時点で生き物感ってなに?って感じだし 最新作でもパヒュートンとかオトシドリとかの生き物感満載としか言いようのないポケモンがいるわけだし いまいちどの辺にその差異を感じてるかが分からない
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if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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This is a stunning development if we are charlie kirk was actually word for word ripped off a raiders fan's derek carr song
Decided to watch a Derek and David Carr analysis of Fernando’s first NFL snaps. Why is their outro some AI we are Charlie Kirk shit 😭😭😭😭 just as pathetic as his playing career
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smiled so hard i nearly teared up
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I’m not being dramatic I think this might be my favorite video of all time
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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the vampire bat has a scary name but does much good, eating up to twice its weight in vampires every year
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I just got bodied by somebody in Discord. Electrode went nuclear, 6 receptions for 389 yards SMH
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Think you can coach a game better than an NFL Head Coach? Prove it with my new app. Nfl2mindrill.com
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Kanto banned this practice in 1999 but a black market still exists for the elite
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TENNESSEE TITANS is the only MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL team name spelled entirely with 1-point Scrabble tiles
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Alabama, Arkansas,
I just vanquished my grandpa
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What if trading Marvin Harrison Jr. makes him evolve like Kadabra?
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This moron decided to ask Grok a question, was dissatisfied with the response so she went back and forth until Grok confirmed she was just dumb as shit.
Replying to @StollerDav
@grok how many kids does UT accept from other countries every year?
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Traded to Fuschia City for Machoke, sorry that’s MACHAMP, and a 2027 5th.
Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.
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It took a guy on twitter to tweet about gengar playing qb and 18 hours later im playing pokemon madden this is what humanity should be
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POV: You're an OC and you just spent 14 hrs on a Tuesday trying to prepare for Scyther at free safety, Machamp at Mike, and Haunter and corner, but you're Jolteon X receiver hasn't passed confused protocol.
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