Slabber

Nationalists and republicans being asked to form a government with the KKK was never going to work. Let’s be honest

Why do unionists seem to be more outraged over Michelle O’Neill attending a peaceful protest that their former leader being a convicted pedo? It’s even getting more media coverage, does that not strike people as strange?

If the Orange Order tried to build bridges with the Garvaghy Road community instead of scoring a victory, they might eventually get their wish to march.

Everytime Carla Lockhart farts it’s Sinn Féin’s fault

The most likely outcome is that Michelle O’Neill will get a caution for a peaceful protest. And the Unionists want to collapse Stormont over that? Tells you what they really think of their shitty little country.

Unionists have always been the problem in the North of Ireland. Their hatred of catholics is drilled in from birth. Any hatred from the nationalist side is reactionary.

Jamie Bryson gets up every morning and thinks about how he’s going to try and annoy catholics. A complete loser and waste of fresh air.

Note to unionists, don’t put your political strategy in the hands of someone who can’t even pronounce the word.

Jamie Bryson will probably take the poll predictions to high court in order to get them changed

If you listened to the media in the north recently you’d be absolutely shocked that Sinn Fein have been strengthened by the events at Drumcree. It’s time for the media to do their job and report facts instead of manipulating the narrative.

Breaking on today’s Nolan show: DUP surge to a commanding 18% as Sinn Féin collapses to a mere 30%. Unionism is back, folks. Alliance wiped out. Stay tuned for the full analysis of how the DUP are the real winners here.

The DUP have shut the stable door after the horse has bolted

Someone should organise a yearly horse parade outside Carla Lockhart’s home every year and see how she likes it.

Unionism was always the root cause of the troubles in the North and nothing’s changed

The DUP stands for Deluded Unionist Perverts

Ed Sheeran is in love with the shape of Jew

Unionists will wake up this morning even more insecure about their identity than yesterday. Things you love to see

Unionists love Trump who supports a united Ireland. They also love Israel who want Argentina to have the Falklands. Confused bunch

The Orange order and the KKK are basically the same thing

The Orange order are similar to the kkk. Both should be banned from any kind of marching