Green tea shots fuck your whole week up

Hung gouda need an IV drip

24 is a weird age. U feel like ur 19 when ur at work but then you meet someone who is 19 and you feel like you’re 45.

Only way to do it #goblue

Do you ever just appreciate the variety of colors to flex on blind people?

Yes or no?

On this day, October 16, 1923, Walt and Roy Disney started the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio in Los Angeles. Two brothers and a small cartoon contract. 103 years later it's one of the biggest companies on earth.

What the fuck is this prime vision bullshit with the NFL, it’s just like the damn ump cam. Leave it alone don’t reinvent the wheel. It ain’t broken don’t fix it.

Didn’t realize how essential a massage chair was to life until I got one. Get one. #anotherone #goddid

the lady who says ur call is important to us has never once called anybody back

my barber knows the back of my head better than i ever will

the gas station tied the bathroom key to a hubcap so somebody definitely walked off with the last one

I feel for the people who spray the street with hoses, it must suck having to stop what your are doing every 10 seconds because of random people walking

does Snoop Dogg's dog call him Snoop Human

If you womped in your ass and then farted would it be a lower pitch

Have u ever checked the comment section on pornhub? If not I recommend.

Do u ever wonder if the migos had a group chat called migos