𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘.

❝ YEAH , we'll 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 . If we ever need ⠀⠀someone 𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑳 . ❞ independent, descriptive depiction of the unforeseen Quidditch king 𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑳𝑬𝒀 from the Harry Potter franchise. mature content, trigger warnings may apply.

He’s 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑮𝑹𝒀, how could he possibly think with anything else when his stomach sounds like an angry hippogriff? Would Harry rather his best friend die a slow, cruel death from starvation? Is that what he wants? . . . Hey, he doesn’t have any Jelly Slugs on him, does he?

𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒚 much so. His father’s a true lifesaver, has he ever hold him that? What will he be sending? ⠀⠀A batch of treacle tarts to go with ⠀⠀the Shepherd’s Pie?!

Watch out, he’s 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 hungry ( * 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮, in fact ) and therefore insanely irritable. He’d sell a limb to Mundungus himself for a piece, or five, of his mother’s famed Shepherd’s Pie right now.

Chocoballs make for a brilliant 𝙋𝙍𝙀-𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏, right? In other words, he had a dream about them and is now cowering in a corner of the room that hasn’t been kissed by the rising sun yet to 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍 the little treats from the bag into his mouth.

shiver, indeed. ῾course he did! he always liked climbing into my pillowcase and getting all cosy.

╱ i completely forgot about the proposal part, but yES, let’s do it as soon as i finally get my shit in order cause this SL would be so sweet ❤️ are we still discussing it or did i say i’d start because?? i’m so out of touch with everything on here

. . . What is she on about? She never even slept in his bed and, yes, shE IS BLOODY CRAZY. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Forget me breaking my bloody leg, let’s talk about the 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑱𝑶𝑩 that slept in my bed!

/ you mean the one that starts off all sweet and soft with romione tying the knot and then evolves into complete chaos cause harry and ron decide to get hammered? listen, i’m so here for that, aND also for our new dance thing ❤️

I’d say so, yes. Still can’t believe I let that nutter sleep in my bed!

╱ it’s what you get for making me and dad Ron™️ soft!

╱ you’re so sweet and i appreciate you and your patience so much, really. ❤️ i hope you’re ready for the day i completely flood your mentions everywhere, though, because it will come.