@planetperris

THE GIFT OF THE GAB

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Joined October 2010
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I just know me and Ru would ki over my music
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im ashamed to have been saying this for years and not known it came from her
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Eilegend@lipsarinnaOct 19
Know Your Meme
@knowyourmeme26 Aug 2025
5 years ago today, we saw the first "yassification" of something on the internet.
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People born on feb 9th
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@JoshuaBarzonOct 16
Really odd that Christmas Day is the most uncommon birthday.
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Michael@yosoymichaelOct 9
NATHAN FOR YOU has daughters!
Lilly Sparks
@lilly_um_sparksOct 8
Can I make an aging bushwick dj go viral???
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Me to Lady Gaga every time I hear the minute-long guitar outro on “The Queen”…
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Hate being caught with a tinfoil hat on but there’s a reason why celebs wear wired headphones and not AirPods/bluetooth.
LÂ@saalpla1Oct 6
مافيه انبوكسنق شنطه بدون سماعات سلك
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Lmaooo why is this so funny
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me making someone eat a chip with my mind
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how could one begin to translate “why don’t you put an easypass on that holland tunnel”
Les Real Housewives@LesRealHWOct 6
Screaming at the French dubbed episode of the Bronx lunch #RHONY
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Blizzy
@blizzy_mcguire23 Feb 2024
Irish people when they're peeing
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Stan a bit !!!
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oh i know this was a kii
The Gay Aesthetic@jmlx_john2Oct 4
Frenemies in the early days before the troubles - Gore Vidal (b. 3 October), Truman Capote (b. 30 September), and Tennessee Williams, gay literary giants of the mid-20th Century 🏳️‍🌈
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Rihanna going from Good Girl Gone Bad era to Loud era
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When I was line leader in 4th grade
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Bray..@Bray_errydayOct 4
And history was made
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 4
8 years ago today, Halsey released “Without Me.”
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and I’ve always said that
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Alex@hellohubbardOct 4
Overheard Gen Z girls talking about how great the show Girls is and how they love the actress who plays Marnie, “Alison Roman”
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Mecenate@LaMecenateeOct 3
Me looking around for lumpia and adobo xitter.cf/btvss/status/210550265…
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Big J 💚@BqjonnyOct 4
KANDY IS A FUCKING KIIISISNDLSJDKSLDKDJDKSKSK😭😭😭😭
KANDY MUSE@TheKandyMuseOct 2
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