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En parlant de quelquâun de « facile dâaccĂšs »âŠ
Quelle image avez-vous de Masahiro Sakurai, ce créateur de jeux vidéo que tout le monde connaßt si bien ?
Autrefois, Ă mes yeux, il avait lâimage dâun game director solitaire, presque inaccessible.
Le mot « solitaire » lui allait parfaitement : un gĂ©nie, un artisan obsĂ©dĂ© par les moindres dĂ©tails, un professionnel absolu, qui ne faisait jamais le clown inutilement, extrĂȘmement sĂ©rieux⊠et pourtant un Super Saiyan convaincu dâĂȘtre une personne tout Ă fait ordinaire.
Autrement dit, Ă mes yeux, il Ă©tait vraiment Ă lâopposĂ© de quelquâun que jâaurais qualifiĂ© de « facile dâaccĂšs ».
Puis, un jour, je me suis soudain posé une question.
Si jâinvitais ce Saiyan solitaire quâest Sakurai, par exemple pour participer au tournage dâune Ă©mission YouTube, ou simplement pour aller dĂźner⊠est-ce quâil viendrait ?
Jâai donc essayĂ© de lui envoyer un e-mail.
Il mâa rĂ©pondu de maniĂšre extrĂȘmement courtoise, en parfait gentleman.
Plus tard, il est effectivement venu sur le lieu du tournage, il a Ă©galement acceptĂ© de venir dĂźner, et tout au long de ces occasions, il sâest comportĂ© en gentleman.
CâĂ©tait exactement le Masahiro Sakurai que jâavais toujours imaginĂ©.
Jâai malheureusement une mauvaise habitude : je dis souvent exactement ce qui me passe par la tĂȘte.
Alors, sans réfléchir, je lui ai dit :
« Sakurai-san, en fait, contrairement Ă lâimage que jâavais de vous, vous ĂȘtes quelquâun dâassez facile dâaccĂšs. »
Ă ces mots, il sâest lĂ©gĂšrement redressĂ© sur sa chaise et, dâune voix un ton plus ferme et plus nette que dâhabitude, il a dĂ©clarĂ© :
« Je suis facile dâaccĂšs ! »
Jâai Ă©tĂ© stupĂ©fait.
Parce quâĂ ma connaissance, il est extrĂȘmement rare quâun vĂ©ritable Terrien facile dâaccĂšs ressente le besoin de dĂ©clarer lui-mĂȘme :
« Je suis facile dâaccĂšs. »
Et pourtant, le gentleman Super Saiyan qui se trouvait devant moi venait de lancer son
« Je suis facile dâaccĂšs ! »
avec exactement la mĂȘme intensitĂ© que Captain America lançant son lĂ©gendaire
« Avengers⊠Assemble! »
lors de la bataille finale dâAvengers: Endgame.
Depuis ce jour-lĂ , jâessaie moi aussi de suivre son exemple et de dĂ©clarer :
« Je suis facile dâaccĂšs. »
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If the game came out now they would never allow him to have such a cocky ending lmao
Them boys all met each other and said yall cool but im better. And he just is not like that anymore
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probably the first sonic fan cast I've seen that all have passable voices for the characters. none I feel sound too off
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Debe de caer la mentira de que el universo Absolute es Edgy, si algo a caracterizado a esta linea es mostrar que a pesar de lo oscuro o violento que puede ser el universo creado por darkside, en ese lugar existe el bien y la bondad
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person turning up the volume 3 separate times until Sanctuary was playing at full blast is the realest motherfucker of all time
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Takeshi Yamanaka (@Yamanaka_ARC) speaks on the initial art direction of MARVEL TĆkon:
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The X-Men are coming to the MCU:
Sadie Sink is Jean Grey
Kit Connor is Cyclops
Christopher Abbott is Professor Charles Xavier
Samara Weaving is Emma Frost
Inde Navarrette is Rogue
Maya Boyd is Storm
Adam Driver is Nathaniel Milbury
Only in theaters May 5, 2028.
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I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.
An American immediately said, "I got a guy."
He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.
I asked who the guy was.
He said, "Just a guy."
He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."
That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.
I asked how he found this guy.
"My brother-in-law used him."
I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.
He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."
The house is still standing. That is the entire review.
Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.
I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.
Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.
He came at 1:40.
He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.
Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."
I asked when.
"Couple years."
I asked what I should do.
He said, "I'll give you a guy."
He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.
Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.
I have been given four guys since.
I have a guy for trees.
I did not know I needed a guy for trees.
I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.
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From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Watch the official trailer for Resident Evil. Filmed for IMAX â in theatres 9.18.
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Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:
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