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Joined September 2014
putting the bane back on but i promise not to do the silly voice
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It's Klobberin time
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet” I made an edit of Cr1tikal going woo and disappearing
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Amazing game very true
I really am finding that Resonance is one of those games where every time I pick it up for a session I put it down feeling really good about it. I so far think it is one of the best experiences FF has offered in quite some time.
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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You know how sometimes you hear certain words and it's hard to contain yourself....
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Play Mycopunk.
WE HIT A NEW ALL-TIME PEAK AS WELL AS 300K+ STEAM UNITS!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE MYCOLOVE 🍄🔥
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Everyone who has known an old pervert knew this was going to start happening once he hit 80. Man's fully in his weird butt talk and beer phase. 👴
Trump says he examined Jon Husted’s ass to groans but then says Nikki Minaj has a nice ass to cheers
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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It's always "Can you bench press me?" instead of "Can you get a free CRT into your hatchback?" Tough out there for gamers.
since y’all always ask for an application to be my lover: -how much can you bench?? (must be more than i weigh bc benchpressing me is a requirement in a relationship) -can i use your armpit as an inhaler anytime i want? especially post gym pump -can i suck on your biceps? -how do you feel about rainforest cafe? -are you a real eater? do you use fingers?? that’s a necessity -do you want to travel the world together? -can we eat a lot of food together?; especially while traveling the world *MUST be passionate about humanity, mother nature, mutual aid, community, and making the world a better place*
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Ancient goons from the mesozoic era.
In 2011 if you had mid-big tits and showed cleav on youtube they'd put you on the Tonight Show. Now even if you've got life-ruining freak lunghammers they've got you doing diaper play in Dubaj.
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Replying to @SneedPlays
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
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Freakazoid premiered 31 years ago and remains the official cartoon of having too many tabs open.
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