Sam Winchester

So get this... || New Sammy on the block. Looking for SLs. Will match style. #SupernaturalRP

dean: TONY I LOVE YOU MARRY ME tony: DEAN YES I LOVE YOU MORE OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU me:

I'm pretty sure even Dean's money was on me ???

MY money was on me, and I've been single for like a decade.

If either of us were gonna get married, I mean, come on. Your money was on me, admit it.

YOU FUCKING DICK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BUT LATER 'CAUSE HOLY SHIT

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN /TELL/ ME

HE DID NOT JUST

DID HE JUST

Wouldn't be the first time you were almost arrested for it, either. xitter.cf/raisedtokickass/status…

Suit yourself. Be naked in London. See if I care. xitter.cf/raisedtokickass/status…

Okay, now step two is actually putting the bag in the car. xitter.cf/raisedtokickass/status…

Is that not how the saying goes?

Single and ready to risk my life/sell my soul/end the world for my brother.

|| comedy elbows

Little does he know, I'm just gonna drug the hell out of him and he'll wake up in England.

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE...CAPTAIN BITCHFACE.

/Midwestern/ accents. Because it's the /Midwest/. xitter.cf/raisedtokickass/status…

YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUTHERN ACCENT YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT FROM THE SOUTH xitter.cf/raisedtokickass/status…

We were raised on the road, not on a FARM.

dean: [is from kansas]