Atlanta, GA (OCT.10.2026)- @Delta CEO Ed Bastian has clapped back at claims that his airline is falling behind regarding in-flight connectivity. “This morning, we are announcing a 5-year exclusive agreement with ‘Brother Intellifax FAX machines’ This partnership will allow local phone calls while we are on the ground as well as rudimentary document sharing as an in-flight service anytime one of our class leading aircraft is below 1,000 feet of elevation.” Delta’s marketing team claims that nearly 3% of all airline travel is conducted at 1,000 feet or less elevation. They further point out that 18% of all travel time is spent on the tarmac. Delta stock was down another 3.6% after hours as investors have not had time to digest this innovative new workaround for the CEO to avoid quality connectivity with Starlink. When contacted for a comment @BrotherIndPrint simply replied “Yeah, we should still have a few of those in stock”