#RERP | a canon divergent, krauser lives, portrayal.

once upon a time, i was the shitty joke professor.

darn foxes got at my fuckin’ tomato’s again, i swear with every day that passes i get closer and closer t’riskin’ my chances and movin’ t’the city.

( arching a brow, he looks into the glare of light hitting her glasses, almost mocking the concentration in her expression ) and you’re givin’ me this look because…?

just make sure y’remember to take the safety off before attempting t’shoot me, dinks. yeah?

…no?

well…. ta-fuckin’-da, kennedy.

( catching the hands as they’re thrown at him by the wrists, clearly taken aback and amused ) y’didn’t even smack this much when i kidnapped you, graham, jesus! tiny and full’a rage, noted, now Stop!?

you— ( throwing the Freaking bag to the side ) yes! dinky! miniature. small. short. vertically challenged. however y’wanna put it.

yes? ‘m not easy t’kill, we’ve been over this, dinky.

could do with some light exercise, honestly. go ‘head.

so angry for such a short, short stature. where’s all that rage even fit?

not my fault you’re short.

i mean legally, i have. twice. not much fun. i don’t recommend.