Paul Keith

Stye in my eye. Wonder if I could call out of work for this?

Trying to balance having a productive day off with not leaving the house or getting dressed. So far so good.

Late night mouse hunting.

@andrewrancourt stop working so much, #permanentvacation

Looks like the move to the farm could be permanent. Gonna miss the bolo...

Tomato soup, ice cream, and percocet

I'm looking for a job that pays a lot in a short amount of time. Who wants to hook me up?