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The irony of Harry Maguire being so incensed by diving and playing with Fernandez! 馃ぃ Also Haaland was definitely offside, but you know Karma! Not a city fan but United are so unlikeable with that whining cheating little twat!
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Matt Kerry retweeted
Realised that my new woman is a keeper, solely because when I'm with her I'm still holding my farts in after 6 months. That means she must really matter. The trapped wind pain is worth it.
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Southampton fans "we had no idea we were doing it" also Southampton fans "everyone does it"! 馃槀 Also blaming Middlesbrough fans for making a fuss, but they definitely wouldn't have done if it was reversed..馃 Classless, disingenuous, deluded, cheats. Own it.
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If Middlesbrough and especially their Captain score on Saturday and DON'T do the binoculars celebration? Then the game has truly gone!
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I feel sorry for Southampton fans. But some have failed to see that what their club did was wrong, more than once! Attacking Middlesbrough for complaining (like any other club including themselves, wouldn't have done the same)? Is embarrassing. You broke the rules, own it.
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Just in case you missed it Andy Hinchcliffe didn't think it was a penalty to Ipswich! He has only explained it at length and in great detail every 45 seconds! Utter bellend. Apparently players making the most of a poor challenge is a new thing? Such dross as a commentator
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If Trump wants to act like an enemy. Time to start treating him like one. Enough is enough. We don't negotiate with terrorists. The USA is an ally no more.
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Typical British behaviour of a sports star! Luke littler spend 2 years building him up and then start tearing him down! He's 18, the best thing to ever happen to darts and he was clearly shocked to be boo'd and didn't understand it! Now grown men are calling for his head! 馃檮
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If Bruno fernandes had concentrated on taking the penalty rather than whining because the referee brushed against him? He might have scored. Petulant child. Pathetic!
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Ellie Kildunne is a cheat code!! Ridiculous player.
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Replying to @oasis
@oasis at @wembleystadium was the greatest concert we鈥檝e ever been to. Wembley Stadium was transformed into a time machine where everything seemed right with the world for a while. We wish we could bottle up this feeling. Beyond biblical. #OasisLive25
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Utterly embarrassing from the Aussie there! Jac Morgan hits him on the back and he waits a second and throws himself backwards holding the top of his head! Pathetic, go and play football you prick!
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Karl Dickson with an absolutely ridiculous decision! Handed the game to Bath. The game was too big for him, he's been appalling!
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Jack Grealish has more class in defeat than his bratty manager! Pathetic from Pep. He's turning into Jose!!
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Pep Guardiola showing what a terrible loser he is! Stay humble eh?
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Not a Liverpool fan. But it's no coincidence that Michael Oliver once again finds himself at the center of controversy. I really don't understand how he's a top flight ref? Awful attitude, awful character and frankly an awful ref!
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Oh the poetic justice of the Fulham fans whining and their pathetic manager screaming at every challenge. Getting a weak penalty given, only to concede a weaker one seconds later. They will blame the officials and whine all night. Little old Ipswich ruffling feathers!!
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The Ballon d'Or is voted for by journalists across Europe. That Real Madrid feels so entitled and angry with Uefa is absolutely pathetic. What an embarrassment of a club. Rodri is a deserving winner and obviously had more votes, that's how it works!
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I could listen to @LauraKenny31 all day such an insightful and endearing personality! Seen and done it all and not a trace of superiority.
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