@pilizard

(22) An adult with access to the internet... you know what that means (he/they)

Joined May 2017
  • Tweets1.5K
  • Following164
  • Followers16
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gossshhhh it's so hard being sleepy all the time 😴🛌🛌😴
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[Pointing at roadkill] This guy gets it
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alone
@XAlone29043Oct 19
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Uncle Pussy@uncvagina17h
just realized its called an orange because its round
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emilia@probmoldOct 19
if you die in sudoku you die in real life
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The Lobster experiences whimsy.
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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lil ween@weenie7777Oct 17
scatgpt is this poo?
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you guys only want me for my bugs
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Daily Object #916: Bundle of Sticks
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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Petting the fuck out of my friend's cat
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sof🩷@granatsofOct 17
I should stop posting
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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fucking dingdong
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may 🍎@ih8mayOct 16
guys DONT drink water fish have sex in there 🤢
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Shit on balls simulator
Jason Key
@key_vfxOct 15
real-time viscous flow in #LiquiGen
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pregaming going to the dentist by brushing my teeth
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