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Joined January 2020
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She couldn't believe that he would stay He couldn't believe that anyone had left.
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Why do people stop 50 feet behind the car in front of them at a stoplight. Pull up a little and stop blocking everyone else.
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Rick Golfs
@Top100Rick
Oct 5
Hot airline take: 1st checked bag should be free Carry-On luggage should be $25 People bringing on carry-on luggage is what makes everything horrible when boarding and departing. It slows everything down. There is never enough space. It forces people to block everyone to try and board early in their zone to get luggage space. It makes departing way slower. A bunch of people are forced to check the bags anyway. Backpacks and purses free. But charge for carry on luggage. It would make life so much smoother. I know everyone will be against this, but you know I’m right.
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football is stupid fantasy football is stupid girls are stupid golf is stupid everything I love is turning against me.
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What are you wearing?
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Raq
@raqisright
Oct 3
The most insufferable people in the world are the ones without a lack of urgency Slow walkers People who take forever to order Move over. Get it together
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I hate when people force me into small talk. No i dont want to spend 4 hours golfing with a stranger.
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Went to see a psychic yesterday and knocked on the front door. She said, "Who is it?" So I left.
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Samuel@Sammy_1999_
Oct 4
My toxic trait is that I love spicy food, but my Colon doesn't.
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you people don't deserve to have access to community notes. You note the stupidest shit.
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Kerry Jax 🦋
@kerryjax71
Oct 4
I swear the older I get, the more my advice to young women is - - Have your own money - Don’t marry a loser
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Decided to join a gym. Spent 15 minutes trying to zip up a sports bra—that's enough cardio for today.
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This game is 34-7with 46 seconds left. WE DO NOT NEED A REVIEW OF ANYTHING AT THIS POINT!
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Shot an 88 for golf today. Now I'm just waiting for that mean girl to tell me how bad I am again
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@providentialy
Oct 2
For the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.
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Sometimes I look around my house and wonder how and why I have so much stupid shit
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It's cool to wake up and not find dog throw up all over the house.
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how do you do things when you know you are bad at them.
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When someone asks me a question, I realize how boring I am.
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if you get fake boobs do you feel like you have to show them off?
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80
Oct 2
Women with dreamy voices... thank you so much. Please keep it up
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