Joined August 2021
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Scientists reveal the Sneeb
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Just got called Cameron winter by a random dude at porch fest. I can die happy now
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Reaching nirvana is eating a whole papa John’s pizza by yourself and watching South Park
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they saying tokyo is the duluth of japan
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hang in there dawg it gets a lot worse
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genuinely how it feels
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how it feels responding & interacting w peoples posts
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Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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Coworker I haven’t spoken to in six years just sent me a gift on Pokémon go
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Anyone else have too much furry feet on their X feed 😅 Just kidding y’all, there could never be too much!
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Me at 10 years of age. Journal entry.
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only college can make you hate random ass people you don’t even know
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I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. they have their reasons
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After this semester i'm going to rehab
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u dont smoke for 3 days all of a sudden u dreaming bout niggas doing drive bys on u on a pterodactyl
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I’m never sagging again my pants just fell down infront of my 7yo nephew and he called me a gay pedophile
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Nem ia beber hoje, mas senti saudades do Hal Jordan
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pregaming live at carnegie hall by having the worst day possible today
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