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I don’t get to decide what history calls that play, but 85 Yards Through the Heart of Texas sounds about right …
@TomOrr4 @TonyGerdeman
Thanks to @wearejames and @RealTimBooth for yet another in along string of amazing live shows. I hope this adequately captures what they mean to me and mine! open.substack.com/pub/phutat…
Hey @mlbam the home radio broadcast for the @CleGuardians game isn’t working. Could you please switch it on?
Bought Mars Audiac Quintet on vinyl a couple weeks ago. So I had to write about @stereolabgroop.
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Given their inability to play meaningfully in the FA market and their reluctance to go deep into arbitration years with the players they have, won’t it continue to be the case that their (and other team’s) prospects mean more to the Guardians than to their trade partners?
@ZackMeisel @TJZuppe @SelbyIsGodcast
And in that case, won’t it always be at least one order of magnitude harder for the Guardians to acquire major league talent than for anyone else?
I.e., doesn’t all of the fans’ cause for frustration boil down to money, and the lack of it?
Clowns on the left side of the bullpen, jokers to the right, here we are, stuck in neutral in the middle of a pennant race.
Interesting that when I click from Twitter to an op-ed in the Columbus Dispatch, Twitter later serves me up a “You Might Like” tweet offering the right-wing counterargument.
Could be just ordinary algorithm output, but why should I believe that, given how @elonmusk behaves?
Manning: "I'm just glad to see Rosario took the pitch" [with Kwan running].
Amen. This has been an ongoing problem, and not just with Amed.
What rough beast slouches toward second base to be thrown out by Mike Zunino?
WB Yeats, #fortheland
Isn't the problem here really the combination of (1) reloading w/o rebuilding, (2) overload of AAA-exhausted bats, and (3) the gap between AAA and MLB for hitters?
Seems like it takes a guy 1.5 seasons to acclimate, and we don't have that kind of time. @TJZuppe @ZackMeisel
7 runs given up by the bullpen tonight. Offense wakes up, pitching staff collapses. Is this just how it’s gonna be?
The White Sox have a guy named Burger who can hit home runs.
We've got a guy named Fry who can't.
#ForTheLand
When you love the poetry AND the poem.
Funkadelic, "Maggot Brain", by @phutatorius open.substack.com/pub/phutat…