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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2017
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It's the 2% problem that is the problem. Most women (around 60%) can't understand the 2% problem. You can explain the 2% problem all day to them and they will still not understand. 'The average woman is 5'6"...' 'But I'm 5'8"...'
There are still women out there with common sense on this Linsday Clancy Case
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Jung Hoo Lee hits his first @MLB inside-the-park home run
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he puts $5 of diesel into the Arwing after buying $20 scratchers and a roller dog
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All for data centers. AI is so terrible
Oracle Layoffs - The EMAIL. The job cuts will affect somewhere around 20,000 and 30,000 - which is about roughly 18% of their global workforce. This has been clearly evident since early-mid Feb as I have been alerting.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
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Just a phenomenal Halloween costume
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Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
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In honor of Fan Appreciation Night, we're giving away a signed @MikeTrout jersey! 🐐 Share this post by 5pm PT tomorrow (9/28) for your chance to win! One winner will be randomly selected; link in bio for rules.
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Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation?
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YouTube is rolling out AI in the US to detect if users are actually under 18 It ignores the stated age and applies restrictions to users it suspects are teens
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I AINT SIGNING IT. THIS IS BULLYING
We are pleased to reveal the exclusive #Evo2025 artwork created by the legendary Shinkiro! As one of this year’s featured artists, Shinkiro will be available for limited meet-and-greets for attendees who purchase merch featuring this design. Learn more: evo.gg/news/evo-2025-merch-a…
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What an absurdly odd thing to say.
REPORTER: Have you spoken to any of the families of the victims of the Manhattan shooting? TRUMP: I don't want to tell you that
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Better Vision. Better Calls. Yes all MLB umps get free LASIK. Yes, this is real.
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Absolute perfection. #SDCC2025 #cosplay #comiccon
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30 million an episode?!?!?!
Paramount has struck a 5-year streaming deal worth $1.5B with ‘SOUTH PARK’ creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year (Source: latimes.com/entertainment-ar…)
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How long until one of them kills a delivery driver who goes to the wrong address?
Introducing Patrol. Homeowners in LA can now book off-duty police officers to help protect their homes. Now available in Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Malibu — more areas coming soon.
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