♫ I am a bard from a land far away, ♫ Where #elePHPants frolick, code, and play. ♫ I muse and I croon about frivolous things, ♫ Like PSRs, RFCs, and #PHP kings.
Joined December 2013
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🎤 Whew @jeremeamia brings it into perspective why we need to diagram.
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@jeremeamia supplemented his #LonghornPHP talk about diagramming by literally singing 🎤 his original song about it
ALT Jeremy singing at the podium with the song lyrics slide displayed beside him
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@jeremeamia when are you going to release a PHP album???
#longhornphp
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And I will definitely have a soulful little ditty to sing to anyone attending my diagrams talk.
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We're happy to have the PHP Bard himself, @jeremeamia, at this year's #longhornphp! He'll be giving a talk titled "Diagram Like A Principal Engineer", and a workshop on building Slack apps with PHP. Get your tickets today!
longhornphp.com
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I’ll be speaking at @LonghornPHP in October about the @SlackAPI platform and building #Slack apps in #PHP and also about building things with @brefphp, #serverless, and #AWS Lambda. See you at #longhornphp for some great conversations.
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I’m channeling my inner Phantom as I sing this new @phpbard parody:
🎵 Coding in the Night 🎵
Recording: smule.com/recording/phantom-…
Lyrics: phpbard.tumblr.com/post/6467…
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The software development choose your own adventure story continues. Join in the fun, and let me know what you want to have happen next.
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Join us on May 7th for more musical stylings from @cassidoo! (And write more/better docs!)
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🎵 In Detroit, in this upcoming May,
🎵 They'll teach about software in a musical way
🎵 At @TitleOfConf—Yeah, you don't want to miss it.
🎵 There's still a few days to get your early bird ticket!
Our first round of performers have accepted and we're thrilled to announce most of our cast & crew! Stay tuned for a few more additions to the cast as well as the final program. Early bird tickets are available through 2/17! ti.to/title-of-conf/2020
ALT screenshot of current lineup of performers and organizers
The PHP Bard retweeted
I happy to announce that I'll be *singing* about tech at @TitleOfConf – a musical tech conference in Detroit this May. Please consider attending and/or sponsoring this event and its companion conference: @selfconference.
The PHP Bard retweeted
Our first round of performers have accepted and we're thrilled to announce most of our cast & crew! Stay tuned for a few more additions to the cast as well as the final program. Early bird tickets are available through 2/17! ti.to/title-of-conf/2020
ALT screenshot of current lineup of performers and organizers
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We have news! Enough folks reached out about having missed the CFP deadline that we've decided to extend it! You have until this Saturday at midnight Eastern to apply. We plan to stick to the same schedule for notifying folks about our decisions, so get those submissions in!
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Become a sponsor/patron of @TitleOfConf to help make this unique #musical #tech #event a success: titleofconf.org/sponsor/
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An oldie but goodie: 🎵 Legacy PHP 🎵 – To the tune of Jingle Bells phpbard.tumblr.com/post/1059… via @phpbard
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Just submitted a couple of software development related musical song parodies to @TitleOfConf. I hope they like’em. Also, please consider sponsoring the event!
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This morning @jeremeamia writes "If You Build It, They Might Not Come" - 24daysindecember.net/2019/12…
The PHP Bard retweeted
Baa, baa, Kubernetes,
Have you any pods?
Yes sir, yes, sir,
They're all in prod;
One for the master
And one for the node
And for the little service
That can balance the load.
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Which #PHP 7.4 feature are you more excited about? (Yeah, I know there are several more good ones too.)
48%Typed properties
22%Arrow functions
23%Preloading
8%Return type covariance
173 votes • Final results The PHP Bard retweeted
I wrote something: gabi.wtf/all-about-database (if you want to see on tweets, just follow the thread or click on the image)
All about database! 🎧
