@phonybone

Something beautiful is going to happen

 26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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Errai@erraiOct 17
All that karma does is get you reincarnated as a fly and you have a few hours to bang into as many windows as you can like a Donkey Kong bonus level and then you’re reborn as a human again to toil
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eggpie@eggslut2Oct 17
hey dude this sucks and im sorry that happened to you but im not sure if this is related to the lack of public bathrooms problem
Type IV@symmetricdomainOct 17
One time I went to a BDSM party and there was no chill-out room and I was having a panic attack. I went to the bathrooms but they were all occupied cause people were fucking in them. A dungeon monitor saw me crying and said "there's a quiet corner over there with people fisting"
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Adrian@blagojevism18h
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Ilya Sukhar
@ilyasuOct 17
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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Carter 🦍@H11mGuyOct 17
Still one of the funniest things anyone’s ever said on a talk show
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFB22h
The last remaining undefeated team in the Big Ten or SEC is UCLA.
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nuz@punishednuzOct 17
yeah the rape of christ is insane but lowkey the biggest jaw drop moment for me in the devils is when the fucking dingus and doofus pair hold up grandier's baby as he's burning to death. meanwhile mom's just smiling and laughing. unbelievable
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Screen Slate@ScreenSlateOct 17
20 years from now there's gonna be a "Fall of '26" series that shows Harlem, Concrete, Digger, Primetime, YCSE, NAZA, The Devils uncut, and Resident Evil, plus The Social Reckoning, which misguided young people will for some reason argue is the true misunderstood masterpiece.
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Lilly@lilly_of_valleyOct 17
While it’s true some people dismiss astrology on misogynist grounds, I’m afraid that Le Guin said it best.
pannekook 🫶@pannekookOct 17
anti-astrology is always a veiled misogyny
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Ja’Quavion Jackson@JaQuavionOSUOct 17
Gaza if Julian sayin was in charge of throwing the missiles
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Bongwizard69@B0ngwizard69Oct 15
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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lola★@kendallgrlOct 16
cersei having to listen jaime power scale his favorite knights their whole lives (she dgaf)
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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annalise@gowoniteOct 15
glados was at her lowest...fat, nasty and broke. Career in shambles. She came on this bitch mad as hell!!!
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as†ro 🎃@astrohoursOct 15
why are they there
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🌸Ember🌸@Ember_arabOct 15
This anti Ai edit is really amazing
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Gayest Tone@gayest_toneOct 16
In all honesty if you’re not wealthy or trying to scam your way into being wealthy, being anything to the right of centrism kind of just means you’re a moron.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Gracie
@graciem120001Oct 15
Leaving the theater after You Can See Everything
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🐍Sekrius🐍@Sekrius_Oct 16
Bohumilo
@bohumiloOct 14
There's an even funnier letter. When Engels' wife died, Marx sent him a letter that barely acknowledged "Fred"'s loss in a single sentence before immediately jumping on to begging for money. Engels got angry with him over it. 😆
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