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I live ground-level on a relatively pedestrian street so I hear lil snippets of people’s phone calls & conversations as they walk by. Here’s an ongoing thread of gems starting with:
“I have nothing to do with my freakin brother. Like, he’s off his medicine, I didn’t know…”
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it is absolutely imperative that you set up your timeline to encounter more old art, and less new AI slop. give your attention to artists who have labored painstakingly to actualize their vision, one intentional brushstroke at a time
The timely release of Florence + the Machine’s best album only amplified my Ben Solo crashout — and specifically due to this sublime edit. I still think about it almost every day.
Today marks 1 year of my Ben Solo crashout!
I am so grateful that I let myself cross the fanfic line because it has been so much more than a bandaid for me.
(and I did indeed end my dating embargo, only to get my heart stomped on and immediately reimplement the embargo.)
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i love birth control. i love that i have different choices for how to prevent pregnancy. i hope contraceptives continue to be researched and improved and that women and girls of the future have even more accessible options for their reproductive health!
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Please do not learn to be normal about your romantic feelings. They are supposed to render you abnormal. You are meant to be deranged by them.
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family
Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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chocolate, ice cream, cheese -- so many american food products are just absolute garbage. and I am not saying this from a MAHA "eat lard" perspective or whatever, but from an anti-private-equity, anti-conglomerate one bc every time a company sells to one of those it turns to crap
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.”
“And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.”
Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for.
“I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.”
For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
This was genuinely my experience in seat A1 because I went last minute. Everyone’s bottom lip was 5ft tall and my focus was locked onto Nathan’s little beard zits.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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nothing on earth i want more than to write something as impactful as "i love you / it'll pass" and then scam the amazon corporation out of millions
Really happy I went to You Can See Everything on a whim today, because I wouldn’t have wanted the reveal of All Of That to have been spoiled.
What a thing to experience as a packed audience who had no idea what we were in for!
Shout out to my 3rd grade classmates Gregory Camp & Josh Fixler for introducing an auditorium of impressionable children to “Who’s on First” with their (clearly incredibly memorable) rendition in our elementary school talent show.





























