i exist and do things sometimes

Joined May 2015
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Sam Neill has passed away at the age of 78.
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"¿Cómo diablos puede un ser humano disfrutar de que la alarma de un reloj lo despierte a las 5:3O a.m. para brincar de la cama, sentarse en el váter, bañarse y vestirse, comer a la fuerza, cepillarse los dientes y el pelo y encima luchar con el tráfico para llegar a un lugar en donde, esencialmente, hace montañas de dinero para alguien más, y encima si le preguntan, debe mostrarse agradecido por tener la oportunidad de hacer eso?" - Charles Bukowski
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my most libertarian take is that if you can successfully pull off something like this for that long and with such high quality they try to promote you, they should just give you the license
A 29-year-old Florida woman managed to impersonate a registered nurse for months, slipping into a hospital job using someone else’s license number. During that time, she treated more than 4,000 patients—taking vitals, administering medications, and performing procedures she had no training for. Staff only uncovered the truth when she was offered a promotion and her credentials didn’t add up. Investigators later learned she’d been working on the floor for far longer than anyone realized, blending in so well that no one questioned her until she tried to move up. She now faces multiple felony charges—while thousands of patients are being notified that the person who cared for them wasn’t a nurse at all.
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Charlie "yo guys this is me, Charlie" Smiling Friends s03e01 green screen
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“He’s a grown man who calls himself Bad Bunny” - fans of Jelly Roll -
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My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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Yesterday was a crazy day, thankfully we can all move on and enjoy 9/11
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heard an achingly beautiful song on the radio so I looked it up and it was by Ween
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked this guy and he told me "Greetings I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites."
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Gameplay from the unreleased Akira game for the Sega Genesis
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BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED
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Petition to make Matt Berry the next James Bond.
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