Oh now she wants federal aid? Same lady who mocked folks on EBT and Section 8 is now crying into her bedazzled Trump 2024 hat, begging FEMA for help like it’s a telethon. When it’s immigrants or poor people asking for assistance: “GET A JOB.” When it’s her trailer underwater: “WHERE’S THE GOVERNMENT??” Here’s a reminder for Kerr County Judge Rob Kelly and the MAGA crowd who claim “no one could’ve predicted this”: 🌀 Major Guadalupe Floods: 1868 1913 1921 1936 1952 1972 1973 1978 1987 1991 1997 1998 2002 2010 2020 2021 2025 That’s not “unforeseen.” That’s your county’s resume. You’ve had more flood warnings than a Florida hurricane season. But somehow it’s always socialism when others need help, capitalism when it’s you in the kayak. You weren’t “caught off guard.” You were just too proud to prepare. Now you want federal socialism in a red hat. Cry louder. We can’t hear you over the hypocrisy.