Fmr U15 Boys E Div 100m champ Can cook scones 3 Westpac Maths awards 11 pub trivia wins Can dunk on 8ft ring Been to Ios. Bio used to inform, not to intimidate.
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Big shout out to the Auskick girl at Marvel who just danced the whole Macarena without missing a step. Nice work young lady. #AFLSaintsBlues
Given the Saints goal kicking woes tonight, they should’ve picked up Mark Arceri in the mid season draft. #AFLSaintsHawks
We’ve got Jim’s Mowing, Jim’s Antennas and now Jim’s Goal Umpiring. Franchise opportunities open now. #AFLSunsEagles
Good to know from all AFL commentators that Charlie's terrible season in 2025 was apparently all down to Carlton's bad kicking and had nothing to do with his shitty attitude and lack of effort. #AFLSwansBlues
If Jack Silvagni wants to play with his mate Dan Houston next year, he’d want to be okay with playing alongside him in the reserves. #AFLHawksPies
Hey @FOXFOOTY - any chance you can get some WA commentators that a modicum of impartiality?#AFLEaglesBlues
Hawks looking to headbutt the ground on every tackle. It’s no different to ducking for free kicks (which they also do). #AFLPortHawks
How the f**k does Jake Waterman make All Australian as the 7th best key forward in the comp? Even McGovern was lucky. Are people still that scared of Glen Jakovich? #AllAustralian
Darcy Moore drinking in the week he’s playing in the grand final is not a good look #Brownlow
There’s no, no sound from the North of the town.
It’s the sound of some nervous Magpies
#AFLPiesGiants
Collingwood really showing tonight how desperate they are to avoid playing Carlton next week #AFLPiesDees
If the Bombers continue to play like this, we might have to let them take peptides again to make them competitive. #AFLDonsPies
They only beat Gold Coast
They only beat Hawthorn
They only beat Fremantle
They only beat Port Adelaide
They only beat West Coast
They only beat Collingwood
#AFLPiesBlues
I’m sure this must have been said before but Jonny Bairstow has to be the adult version of the tubby little ginger from #Afterlife #Ashes
Not all that impressed with @texwalker13’s 7 goals. Carlton kick 7 goals most weeks #AFLCrowsEagles
We could do with the pace of that streaker in the Carlton midfield #AFLSwansSaints
Why is Sam De Koning wearing a mask like he’s heading off to an Eyes Wide Shut type party after the game? #AFLCatsGiants