Dad, Plant Manager, Retired Football Referee - NCFA Grassroots Match Official of the Year ‘18, Brilliant Driver and Dab-hand at Quizzes.
Diss, Norfolk
Joined February 2009
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Phil South retweeted
I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer.
7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇
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Phil South retweeted
Chris Lindstrom Giveaway ‼️
Repost for a chance to win a signed @C_Lindstrom63 throwback helmet!
And today they’ve battered nobody……
@NorwichCityFC need a proven striker/goal scorer, and quickly, else they’ll find themselves in the same situation they were in at Christmas last year…..
Battered West Brom today and lose 2-1 from their only two shots on target.
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And suddenly I’m interested in Non League football again….! 😂
The news is out…
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - it’s the king of non league football @steakbakeblake
This season is going to be a mad one with Blakey involved, from on the pitch, to in the changing rooms - you don’t want to be missing out.
Up the wanderers, come on!💙
#ipswichfootball #suffolkfootball #ipswichwanderers #nonleaguefootball
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So, here’s my top 10. The lower order may be a bit of a mess but it’s the top that counts! #Eurovisión2026
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Austria.
The hosts. It’s a nein from me. They don’t want it twice in a row! 4/10. #Eurovisión2026
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Romania.
Lady Gaga meets Hayley Williams in Transylvania.
Maybe the choking will make it stop? 6/10. Not a winner. On to the last! #Eurovisión2026
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Norway.
I actually really like the song. He just looks like a bit of a cunt.
But, seeing as it’s a song contest, I think this is a dark horse.
7/10. #Eurovisión2026
Italy.
Very 70s disco. Awful suit.
I think they’re thinking like the UK. Put a shit song in, don’t win it.
4/10. #Eurovisión2026
And when I asked during the last song if it was over… I meant the whole thing 🙄
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Cyprus.
That bird off Love Island. No, not that one! Shes very shiny.
Not a great song though.
Is it over yet? 4/10. #Eurovisión2026
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Sweden.
Felicia Lecter on the mic.
Ooooh, Norton was right. Cascada all over it. It bangs, yes. It’s not overly original. 6/10. #Eurovisión2026
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Lithuania.
The bloke has a silver head.
It’s a really shit song though. 4/10.
#Eurovisión2026
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Poland.
Never been. I’d like to though.
She’s definitely a candidate for the Top 10. She’s spitting lyrics too. I’ve changed my mind, top 5. 8/10. #Eurovisión2026
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Finland.
Bookies favourite. Probably my third/fourth favourite. But the bookies never lose……
It’s up there. And she’s a top fiddler. That is all. 8/10. #Eurovisión2026
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Moldova.
This is chaos. I feel dizzy.
Do they sing this to you at the airport? I might visit Chisinau and find out.
Anyway, not a winner. It’s good for the tourist board. 5/10. #Eurovisión2026
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France.
Look! That’s what it’s called. I got an A at French GSCE.
As Norton said, she sounds a bit like Rosalia only nowhere near as good. Kids like this stuff nowadays and so do I. 7/10. #Eurovisión2026
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United Kingdom.
Look Mum, No Talent!
What a hunk of absolute dog shit. I know we don’t want to pay to host it but please don’t make it look so obvious. 1/10. Fuck off. #Eurovisión2026
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Croatia.
Rum face tattoos. Mike Tyson gone wrong. Giving me Biti Zdrava vibes. Probably not good enough to win though. 6/10. #Eurovisión2026
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