@philsmay

(she/her)

Joined September 2012
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i miss philip j. coulson and melinda qiaolian may
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If my crush recommends a book, movie etc, I start acting like I have a book report due. Annotating, taking notes, reading full think pieces just to send a text….. horniness is the supreme motivator.
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You don’t need to look into a DAMN thing. He is a working, immigrant man in a pandemic crying about the loss of a loved one. Pay your workers better and maybe they could afford the therapy they need or atleast afford to take time to grieve. Do better.
Ask Lyft@AskLyft26 Jun 2021
Replying to @Pacheco_JA_
Hi, we apologize for this. We’d like to look into this for you. Can you DM the full name, email and phone number on your account to @AskLyft? xitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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men will try to assert their dominance by using big fancy words when talking abt cars “turn on your windshield wipers” what the hell u just said to me
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“Can’t men just have close platonic friendships?” Absolutely not they need to kiss on the lips
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i think about this tweet every single day
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one of our generations downfall is that y’all don’t know how to keep shit to yourself
doc shartens@asianbabyg0th8 Jun 2021
i did not expect dating in LA to be like this
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“if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying
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what was i going on about
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we live in a society
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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”
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unironically
self fulfilment needs, psychosocial needs, basic needs meme. the entire needs triangle is filled with pink and the word 'rice' is written over it

ALT self fulfilment needs, psychosocial needs, basic needs meme. the entire needs triangle is filled with pink and the word 'rice' is written over it

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SO WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THANOS IN THE BACK!?!?
Kay@kay_mkgrimes3215 Jun 2021
Would you say anything if someone came to your wedding dressed like this?
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