My new favourite Twitter page is @QueuesPub Come on people, the struggle is real. Thinking of starting a crowd funding page to help the blighted.
This week is my last week of topping up the boys @ParentPay account for their school lunches. Tempted to launch a new concept called @payparent where they buy me lunch instead.
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Hats off to City. They join the pantheon of sporting greats such as Rosie Ruiz, Joe Niekro, Ben Johnson, the 1919 White Sox, Lance Armstrong, Boris Onischenko, Whitey Ford and the wonderful East German Olympic Female Swimmers between 1968 and 1980.
For whatever reason I just stumbled across the fact that one of the donation telephone numbers for Live Aid back in 1985 was in fact the Swap Shop studio 'phone in' number ... who knew!
Does anyone remember when Brendan Rogers was fined for comments about Lee Mason. Does he get that back now?
Stay away from @O2 kids, they're unbelievably inept at the moment. For some reason they sent me some AirPods out of the blue, charged me for them and now won't refund me, even though I sent them back. To be fair, it's an innovative retail strategy.
Hold on, are we out singing the city fans with a song about a player that's on the bench ... you can buy a lot of things in football but you can't buy fans
I genuinely love @thortful as a business but surely delivering birthday cards on time is part of the deal for a company that specialises in birthday cards. All a bit 'thortless' if you ask me.
It’s already 2.15pm and I’m starting to think that @arsenal might not sign anyone today.



