Sir Phil of Lamode (Parody), an incendiary agent in Manx politics since the 1970s. Likes - Radical Politics. Dislikes - Infrastructure. Views are not my own.
Isle of Man, United Kingdom
Joined February 2016
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Just announcing the first of my Radical Policies. In the People's Republic of Mann we will have politics on demand!
I know, what about a job doing the tours round Tynwald? Or are you actually banned for eternity? All you've got to say is s... s... sorr... xitter.cf/jobforhoughton/status/…
Sorry to report a poor service this evening @porterinchippy1 Appreciate it was a younger team but cold chips = loosing business.
Since Houghton made front page for being bullied? xitter.cf/richardrsbutt/status/7…
The man is a veritable vote-seeking missile... xitter.cf/juanwatterson/status/7…
New economic policy planned after elections. All new MHKs will be forced to dig for treasure. #bestwecando #iom xitter.cf/iomgovernment/status/7…
DHA Minister @juanwatterson cuts first sod at site for new combined fire & ambulance station tinyurl.com/gljrtbo
With the arrival of Sports Direct I'd like to remind everyone to keep shopping local for their sports equipment.
Distraction tactics with the IOMSPc in Tynwald seem to have worked. Time to reveal what we are really going to do? facebook.com/phil.gawne/post…
Finally my greatness is being recognised. About bloody time too! xitter.cf/iomnewspapers/status/7…
Phil Gawne @phillythematch lists his department's achievements on housing in the Isle of Man trib.al/A8Hbfmi
Everyone knows @Emperor_Bell is the real CM. Keep up at the back! xitter.cf/suzyp50/status/7556669…
I think that's @Emperor_Bell department. Either that or @juanwatterson Either way it's not worked on me 😂😜😝 xitter.cf/ruthmcquillan2/status/…
Who wants to make @Emperor_Bell choke on his Sunday morning sausage? This should do it... bit.ly/29qqaF8 I love being naughty me 😆
Great to see Emoluments Committee in touch with the public wouldn't you say @Emperor_Bell? bit.ly/29uObAT
I reckon the government should just kick back and let the shit hit the fan. It's ok everyone KevT has a plan.... xitter.cf/merimaat/status/751711…
He's a lot smarter than that. Career politician, in for the long haul not for glory, speaker is a better bet. xitter.cf/manannansreview/status…
It's ok, @Emperor_Bell has said now is not the time for change so we don't have to worry about this any more... xitter.cf/checkalakh/status/7516…
Lisvane recommendeds Legco shouldn't be popularly elected. Candidates to be nominated by special committee & MHK's ruled out of serving #iom
Good to see you're keeping things in perspective as the man responsible for informing our nation #firstworldproblems xitter.cf/richardrsbutt/status/7…
Next up "Keys-Man" app... Track your MHK with interactive slap feature if he's going in the wrong direction... xitter.cf/iomgovernment/status/7…
Bus-Man app provides real-time tracking, journey planner and interactive timetables tinyurl.com/jql9oe2
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Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into Society onion.com/29aKxHi
