ban slut-shaming in the nhl and now featuring da pitt | proneard on ao3

they/them
Joined December 2009
be cool but i have been thinking about it for a while and i would like to be called james, i’m still good with all pronouns so no worries there
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are all my pitt moots straight? like if i write some pitt yuri are yall gonna be weird about it?
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felix update: he’s five months old and just as big as lola now, he loves biting and trying to escape outside
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what do you mean there’s only nine works in the baran al-hashimi/emery walsh tag???
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when you’re sexy but have lice
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woke up at 4am and now i have to endure being repeatedly attacked by my five month old kitten
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✅ eavesdropping ✅ pegging ✅ mohabbot aka jack is a gossip who wants samira to bend him over
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nvm this ain’t getting posted bye
not to be that person again but can I just post my monday blurb now so I can sign out for another week
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not to be that person again but can I just post my monday blurb now so I can sign out for another week
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honestly maybe I shouldn’t have logged back in
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anyways it is an everyone hates me day again, sorry
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it’s pathetic that when i ask for validation on priv no one answers and for some reason i stick around
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james (not a man) retweeted
i can always tell winter is fast approaching because i want to get pregnant and find a strong fat husband who warm me and i cook stew and porridge for
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this is what happens when you don’t cherish your token bisexual
we arent winning because we traded garnet hathaway
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at least a blurb incoming for monday, maybe my sparkle is back
fuck i forgot monday is for pegging, i have to write something for it that’s my fucking brand
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fuck i forgot monday is for pegging, i have to write something for it that’s my fucking brand
Let's get kinky ❤️‍🔥 Mohabbot Kinktober is almost here and it's time to unveil the prompts! Be sure to use the #mohabbotkinktober tag on here and add them to the AO3 collection linked below. Drabbles, blurbs, full fics and art are all welcome!
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my worlds collide, also my hockey au wip is alive and well
cmon you can’t casually meet him 😭
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also wtf i leave for a week and mohabbot twt implodes??? where is jazz, is she okay?
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mohabbot inception au, where they get accidentally trapped in a dream for 40 years together and grow old, they wake up and have to act normal but how can you when you can’t be in love like that up top
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I’m not really having fun anymore so I’m going to log out for a while
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as someone who hasn’t watched a flyers game yet this season: why do we hate bump right now?
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