I was raised in a circus by a bald eagle named Clive. We don’t talk any more, though, because he spent all of my Nectar points on soup.
Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
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General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that the #Canucks have agreed to terms with F Brock Boeser on a seven-year contract with a $7.25 million AAV.
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@lukeandpeteshow motivated solely by the humble carrot. Why does the man with the aluminium box tell lies
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What an absolute fucking ghoul of a woman
Suella Braverman says it is her ‘dream’ to see a flight take asylum seekers to Rwanda independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
@SturdyPodcast thank you for existing. No longer is the barrowing community so criminally unrepresented online. Also I may have a fix for Cillian's crouton issues. Perhaps the introduction of a second wheelbarrow (kept at home of course) would allow a weekly transfer & cleanse?
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Scumbag
West Ham star Kurt Zouma apologises after kicking and slapping his pet cat in shocking footage news.sky.com/story/west-ham-…
@Benjamano a long time ago now you recommended Horizon Zero Dawn to me. I finally got the Complete Edition during lockdown #3 for the princely sum of £12. Approx 85 hours of completionist gameplay later, I finished it tonight. Unreal game. So thanks 👍🏻😎 hope you're well mate!
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Kicking myself that not once in all the countless times I've felt socially awkward in my life did it occur to me to simply be horrifically insensitive to a brown person
Boris Johnson defends Prince Philips' racist comments, saying people "understood he was trying to break the ice, to get things moving, to get people laughing."
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Jesus Christ.
This just in:
Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME.
I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it.
#DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
