
Tinkerer. Maker. Parent. Spouse. Javascript fanboi. Occasional Politics. @phiggins on post, @figgins42 where that taken.
Greene County, Tennessee
Joined April 2008
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Years and years I’ve been making this joke (sandwich/xkcd). I’m so proud of my non-tech spouse right now I just had to share.
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Watching @TNGOP porn on VHS with my mom as we discuss hospice stuff. #ama #iwatchedtheseasachild #survived
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Started as a bad joke, but with Norfolk-Southern’s track record I’m actually a little terrified of these 15 cars parked along the side of my building.
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My surprised face that @rmurphey knocked on my door wanting beer.
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Replying to @brianleroux @filmaj
Y’all are welcome to come to TN and help me fix up this old building I went and bought …
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The @gcmakerz take-a-book kids section is dangerously sparse, send help! (Cc @Jarrett_Lerner)
Replying to @editingemily
My peak cynicism is Homer Simpson quote, “but what can I do, as an individual” … I wish it weren’t satire. youtu.be/7Y167DNVrOI
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! No I don’t, Twitter reminded me. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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