im 6'2 and 30 years old if that's okay with you

sacha baron cohen and ricky gervais both wouldn't be famous now if a bunch of americans didn't think having a british accent makes people clever

im pregnant

of course i haven't seen inside out i'm 30 years old

making a big effort to not be on here and potentially deleting this app in future so let me know if you wanna have some way of staying in touch!! or just message me if you already have one but wanna chat!!!

the moon gotta be one of the best things to be over

you can't trust someone who puts mustard on a hotdog in a straight line instead of a wiggly one

changing my name to pig lung

mtg arena makes my macbook scream loud as fuck

i love when i see someone reply to me then delete it, its okay i liked it you don't have to hide

deleted a lot of pictures of my boobs and butt sorry for anyone who was hoping to stare at those for hours on end

everything's coming up pheebz

what do you even eat bro? i never see you at the grocery store

i 💘 the future sight frame